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spicy asshole

When farts or fecal matter cause 3rd degree burns to the sphincter region. Usually occurs after an evening of ethnic food from third-world countries such as Mexico, India and Afghanistan.
Mark had to skip class, for those dirty parking-lot burritos gave him spicy asshole and his sphincter was bleeding.
by Ben Kessler February 19, 2005
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Asshole Tax.

In the service industry: An employee or owner of a business uses all their discretionary power against a customer who is consistently an asshole. This is a hidden tax since people in service are rarely allowed to call assholes on their behavior.
Alice: You could have totally given that guy a discount.
Bob: He always ask for a discount.
Alice: Oh, well. I guess he just paid the asshole tax.

Carol: Why didn't you hold it for me.
Dave: I was too busy cleaning up after you.

Eve: Why won't you take that guys return.
Frank: He returns something every week, he needs to pay the asshole tax.
by LaMarka January 31, 2010
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Urban Asshole

Most people who come on here to post a bunch of stupid definitions. Especially the words that nobody uses. Most of the crap on here is just a bunch of random words put together like "tooth sweaters", who the fuck has ever used that in conversation? And I once typed in cheeseburger and it came up with sex positions! What the fuck!
any douchebag urban asshole that posts imature stupid shit on here should lose thier dick.
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flaming asshole

Someone who exhibits extreme asshole behavior.
John is a flaming asshole for ratting on me to our boss.
by Julius Snow August 8, 2007
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bravado asshole

Someone who takes pleasure from saying or doing asshole things, but only when it's appropriate for that person to receive the asshole treatment.
Also refers to the sense of humor associated with being an asshole.
The waitress was being rude, so I poured water over her head, left a 20 on the table, and walked out, swelling with the pride of a bravado asshole.
by quetzaln January 26, 2007
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asshole van

An ASSHOLE VAN is a large Econoline size van, typically used for commercial purposes. Whenever you encounter someone in a van like this on the road, that person is an ASSHOLE. It could be a phenomenon similar to the movie "Christine" where the vehicle possesses the owner somehow. These vans are usually driven by git-r-duns.

When you encounter such a van, try to avoid contact with it but don’t back down. That’s exactly what they want you to do.
On the road, some big ass van cuts you off or just comes into your lane. That's an ASSHOLE VAN.

If there is a lane that ends and everyone is merging in and some asshole in a big van tries to run waay up to the front and cut off a bunch of people... That's an ASSHOLE VAN.
by Takuban November 16, 2006
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Beer Asshole

More accurate form of beer snob. Snobs tend to believe one brand is best and will not try others. for instance Joe Dipshit claims to be a beer drinker yet will only drink Bud Light. That is a beer snob. A beer asshole on the other hand enjoys the flavor of beer and tries a huge variety. A beer asshole will also speak truthfully about a bad beer(aka anything Budweiser miller coors).
Beer assholes are intelligent enough to try a beer and make up their own mind if it sucks.
by beerish August 1, 2014
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