You're not worth my minutes

A response from a girl (that doesnt have free minutes on her cell phone plan) to a guy that wants her number

Guy-Hey sexy, why dont you give me your number so we can bang.

Girl-Sorry, but you're not worth my minutes.

by ting ting lover December 2, 2009

You're right, I'm sorry.

What you say to a female when they are angry with you.

Fail example

Guy: It wasn't my fault!
Girl: Let's not date anymore.

Good example.
Guy: You're right, I'm sorry.
Girl: I love you.

by Female understander September 30, 2012

you're yanking my chain

An Amish saying that was created after people first heard about Jesus coming back to life. Today, it is commonly used when hearing about something astounding that seems like a lie.

Jebidiah: "Hey Jakob, did you hear about that Christ dude that died the other day?"
Jakob: "Yeah man, that was pretty dramatic."
Jebidiah: " DUDE I heard he UNDIED."
Jakob: "No way dude, you're yanking my chain."

by AmishMistress November 20, 2015

You're Slapping My Cock

A phrase or expression used to communicate that you think that somebody is lying or "pulling your leg." It basically means that you think somebody is feeding you a pile of bullshit.

Greg: Hey, I won the megamillions lotto today.

Michael: No way, you're slapping my cock.

by Professor Big Penis April 26, 2010

you're so many things

If a person inspires such joy and wonder (or happy confusion) that words fail to describe.

Girl!! You're so many things.

by Just words. Damn! May 8, 2018

party til you're purple

to party your butt off until you can't breathe

We'll party til you're purple all night long!

by khjbdizlknmv November 18, 2011

you're skating on thin ice

Used to tell someone they are on your last nerve.

"Son, you better stop that right now, you're skating on thin ice."

by Kiki Naiomi October 10, 2015