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woman poop

The fecal matter that typically emerges from a woman that smells rancid and rotten when compared to the male counterpart.
"Carrie just woman pooped in there."
"Oh GOD! Just burn the house down!"
by uklawstudents December 20, 2008
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woman moment

A moment in time where a female does something completely fucking retarded unintentionally for a large group of people to see.
Dishwasher: *does something stupid online
Everyone who sees it: woman moment lmao
by LuckyLee077 June 29, 2022
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wholesome woman

A woman that is loyal and doesn’t post pictures or videos to show off her body.
She ain’t a wholesome woman ,she a hoe.
by If You Readin Dis Yo Mom A Hoe November 18, 2017
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WASH WOMAN

a dried up old hag that loves to gossip
guest_1297 is a wash woman
by mrs wiggles October 6, 2006
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Woman flu

Woman flu is a dreadful disease which causes seriously ill women to pretend to be well and relentlessly come to work.
The opposite of man flu
Man 1: Gosh, her nose is streaming dreadfully... why doesn't she take a day off?
Man 2: Must be a case of woman flu
by doesanynameevenwork? March 16, 2009
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womanizer

1: A women who takes advantage of a man by drastically changing the way he acts, thinks & is.

2: Women who think they can or want to change a man.

3: A controlling feminine woman.

4: Any woman that creates anything and makes it feminine for no obvious reason.
1: Did you see Mark lately? His new girlfriend is a real womanizer, I don't even recognize him anymore.

2: Beth is a real womanizer, she said if Bill doesn't start acting the way she wants she is going to leave.

3: Even though Kristin is a whore she still plays a lady during the day, even dressing her little male dog in pink clothes. She even bought it a pink bed with pink blankets. She really likes to womanize every man in her life.

4: Jess decided to make a painting. It looked dark & moody, that was until she added the rainbow unicorn. It looked great until she started womanizing it.
by PhillZ May 31, 2010
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Rich Woman

An old, large, white-haired woman in her mid-60's who is exceedingly wealthy... not from hard work, but inheritance. She possesses a loud and uncanny laugh, has a butler named Martin, and has a home in every continent.

She will purchase anything as will and seems to have endless capital.

She has a large harem of young, good-looking men.

She believes money is the solution to any problem.

She passes out $100 bills like water and her favorite word is "Money" aka "Maunie."
*During a scene in a movie when everything is going wrong and people are freaking out."

Eric: "Oh no guys, what do we do??"

*Rich woman runs into scene and is out of breath*

Rich Woman: *While panting* It's okay... it's OKAY.... I'm rich!!!"
by Zee Monty August 13, 2011
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