by Ed Abull January 05, 2025
When one mentions something could mean 1 of 2 things and then proceeds to list more than two things.
Guy1: My kid keeps biting his hands. I’m not sure why.
Guy2: That could be 1 of 2 things. 1. He is teething. 2. He has a sore on his hand. 3. He has jelly on his fingers and really likes jelly.
Guy1: Dude, stop Millering me.
Guy2: That could be 1 of 2 things. 1. He is teething. 2. He has a sore on his hand. 3. He has jelly on his fingers and really likes jelly.
Guy1: Dude, stop Millering me.
by iJudgeee May 21, 2020
by Daddy ben419 December 12, 2024
To be astonishingly scared. Being millered is the highest amount of being afraid one can be. Should only be used to describe unprecedented terrifying circumstances.
Too Millered of heights to bungee jump.
Or; alcohol millers the absolute hell out of me. I must stay away from the millerfying stuff.
Or; alcohol millers the absolute hell out of me. I must stay away from the millerfying stuff.
by Jazaki December 25, 2015
Can be used as a describing word for anything that is completely fucked, whether it be a paroletic person, broken fence or written off car, anything that falls disgustingly short of satisfactory is millered.
Bro, did you see that guy spew on the dance floor then fall asleep in the toilet? Fully millered or what!
by Kdogs stitchups April 24, 2017
The Jack Daniel Miller is when you pour half a bottle of expired refrigerated Jack Daniels inside a gay man's asshole and proceed to pound him whilst screaming in a high pitch voice "Stay Frosty!" Minecraft music must also play in the background.
"Yo! He looks like shit!"
"Yeah bro I heard that he got Jack Daniel Miller'd!"
"No way bro that's fucked!"
"Yeah bro I heard that he got Jack Daniel Miller'd!"
"No way bro that's fucked!"
by ktjones123 March 28, 2024
This dude thinks he is the coolest kid ever. He will brag about how heavy his backpack is and can even carry six chairs at once. He compares himself to Chuck Norris but is really lighting McQueen's left ballsack. He doesn't like to admit it but he is really creepy too. He likes to stalk Shy on snapchat. This dude also watches anime but doesn't admit it either.
by Timmy_Crow October 27, 2020