an ice weasel could be a potential ersatz spouse. Other examples could include: friends who make themselves out to be enemies; enemies who make themselves out to be friends.
by Rami Kuttaineh May 6, 2008
Get the ice weaselmug. "No Kenneth. It's absolutely your problem to fix. You've got to do it. I'm not going to kiss the mad weasel for you this time".
by Jebadiah April 4, 2020
Get the Kiss the mad weaselmug. 
To make more attractive.
From Furturama where Elzar the chef would kick his meals up a notch with a hit from the spice weasel.
From Furturama where Elzar the chef would kick his meals up a notch with a hit from the spice weasel.
by Fresco_Camco July 27, 2016
Get the Hit with a spice weaselmug. by fett alf June 15, 2004
Get the screech my weaselmug. A racist term for a black hillbilly who lives in the swampy depths of Louisiana. Still close to tree's, the black's natural environment, he can go wrastle gator's and eat his catch for dinner.
Racist #1: Look at that stupid redneck nagger trying to wrastle that gator
Racist #2: Fuckin' Bucktooth Jungle Weasel
Racist #2: Fuckin' Bucktooth Jungle Weasel
by Kooter Miller January 5, 2013
Get the Bucktooth Jungle Weaselmug. When you have your legs up on the table and boastfully fart to your onlookers, and come to the realisation that your booty hole is slightly wet. Take yourself down the toilet to find the yellowest of all mucus in your white underwear.
by Ekewanka November 30, 2018
Get the Yellow ass weaselmug.