Washed

When a once-fun crew has officially retired from the art of day drinking, spontaneous plans, and “just one more.” They still remember being fun, they just need a nap, a sensible dinner time, and 48 hours’ notice now. Often triggered by a beautiful day that they fully acknowledge… and then choose to spend indoors anyway.

“Sun’s out, pub’s calling, but the boys said they’re tired—yeah, they’re washed.”

by Guiness Gobbler December 13, 2025

Ball Washer

Someone who joins them because he cant beat them

Ball Washer -REV EM UP IS A MAJOR
"Ball Washer"

by F-BROS October 16, 2008

Wallet Washed

When you have no money in your wallet, your wallet is washed of your money.

Friend: want to go to the movies.
You: no, im wallet washed

by Yodaddy635 February 24, 2010

Sausage Washer

A person who regularly partakes of the cleansing of sausages aka penis, dicks, cocks, shlongs, etc, etc, with their mouths.

WHAT?! You didn't know that Andy was a fuckin' sausage washer? That kids queerer than a 2 dollar bill, we're talkin Liberace style.

by Whodi aka Weezy September 2, 2010

Shakeproof Washer

Arsehole. If you're not familiar with shakeproof washers, take a look at the tow ball on your car where it attaches to the towing bracket. You will see two large bolts fitted with what looks suspiciously like a human sphyncter.

Nigel, I think a trip to casualty may be in order as my shakeproof washer seems to have an inhuman grip on your spam javelin.

by balconybelly November 11, 2011

sam washer

1) the expulsion of air from a vagina after sexual intercourse, usually very fast-paced or deep intercourse, and most often resulting after the "doggy style" position, or variants of said position. Sam Washers are known to have a "wet" sound, and can occur during intercourse, or after. Sam Washers occur when an object, usually a penis, creates a vacuum of air inside the vagina, usually because of a certain angle or position, or because of use of a condom, and happen when the penis or object is removed or pushed deeper into the vagina. many think of Sam Washer as a "sex interrupter" because females are usually embarrassed and males usually embarrassed or amused as the very unique and recognizable sound of a Sam Washer.

''What was that wet noise?''
''Did she just Sam Washer?''
''She sure did!''

by Robyn Thorpe May 1, 2012

toley washer

A person who is useless to the point that the only trade they can get is washing toleys (a toley being a poo, jobey, shite, dump)

He's nothing more than a toley washer! (Scottish) Uch, he's nuhin mare than a toley washer!

by Martorious January 18, 2013