Band Wagon Jumper

A sports fan who's loyalty is contingent upon a team's success. These fans are rarely respected in the sport fanatic community because they reap the rewards of victory, without a willingness or fortitude to face the hardships of defeat.

1realist on the New York Mets message board on 8/10/2010 says "F the Mets!! I am a Reds fan now!!"

Thus, 1realist is a band wagon jumper

by NyMetsFan August 11, 2010

Wagon - Covered Blumpkin

A maneuver in which a female gives oral sex to a male whilst he is defecating, while she has a sheet over her head thus trapping odor as well as any backsplash. The etymology is based on the fact that this maneuver, when properly set up and executed, resembles a pioneers wagon.

I was in a rush so I had to kill two birds with one stone and get a wagon - covered blumpkin from your mom this morning.

by rustytbone December 13, 2009

Patty Wagon Bitch

Someone who group-thinks/can’t think for themselves. A follower. Is usually doing some goofy shit and getting on the ‘patty wagon’ to nowhere. Like Spongebob and Patrick.

Why would Norman be at the mall with those boys who stole his money? What a Patty Wagon Bitch.

by doja4444 January 18, 2020

Wagon shots

Photos of your ass/behind/butt.

Basically be sure to include your butt in your photos.

Person A: I'm going to take some new photos today.
Person B: Make sure they're wagon shots.

by Mystical Princess January 11, 2010

teendian wagon

An car that has at least 4 aboriginal teenagers in it, usually a complete indian wagon complete with dragging muffler.

Check out that teendian wagon. They almost ran into that building.

by I got no pants April 20, 2003

snapper wagon

The sexual act of snapping into several vagina's as fast as possible while laying atop a truck or bus. Can also often be interpreted as a contest

Jerry almost won his snapper wagon but he was forced to stop when he fell onto the freeway

by Nate Schultzie March 5, 2011

Wagon Circle

Noun: A circular arrangement of bunk beds in a prison cell with sheets draped over the side of each bed to create privacy as two or more males engage in sexual conduct either with consent or without. This arrangement resembles the wagon circles of Old West times.

Big Tom preferred privacy as he forced himself on Tiny in their cell, so he setup a wagon circle.

by SDRX January 12, 2012