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the 10 commandments of video games

A series of things to always remember when gaming in your lair

1. Thou shall play video games and keep them Holy
2. Thou shall drink Coca Cola Classic
3. Thou shall not throw thy game controller
4. Thou shall not use any cheating devices
5. Thou shall remember to save your game often
6. Thou shall take a 15 minute station break if thous is feeling frustrated
7. Thou shall not play video games on a school night
8. Thou shall treat thy game systems with respect
9. Thou shall be immature while playing Pokemon
10. Thou shall eat Supreme Pizza while playing videos
The 10 commandments of video games are special rules designed by me in order to have a good time while gaming
by FoxGuardJ September 30, 2019
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inflight video

A video (normally captured on a mobile phone) of one or more people doing something forbidden or disgusting in an airplane toilet. This term usually suggests something more than 'the mile-high club' and often involves close-ups of faeces or ejaculate being sucked away by the powerful vacuum of the airplane toilet bowl. The 'build-up' to said acts may or may not be recorded.
"Yo Blair! Wanna see my inflight videos from Airforce One?"
by ChadKroeger September 3, 2017
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video reluctance

The overwhelming fear of being recorded live on camera because the thought of mass amounts of people publicly viewing you on the internet is too overwhelming to handle.
When our Video Team comes into businesses to film staff at work, people scatter like roaches due to Video Reluctance.
by TeamVaetas April 6, 2017
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Video Chug

Also known as a VC for short, a Video Chug is the act of congregating with your friends via video chat to pound beers when you cannot see each other in person. A video chug is initiated once everyone in the group has their beer ready(or at least most people), at that point, the person who called for the video chug gives an audible countdown and chugging commences.
Just bought a 48-pack, who's ready for a video chug?
by VCArbok May 8, 2017
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JO Video

A video sent to an unsuspecting woman of a man jerking off. Most times after he tells a bad joke.
JJ: OMG! Eric just sent me a JO Video.

Felix: Let me watch!
by Mck319 November 1, 2017
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pet rock video

A video upload which contains no useful information, political, technical,
scientific or otherwise important new product caveat updates.
An absolutely boring video.
A video which contains near exact themes in relation to innumerable others.
I saw another pet rock video today of a cute chick on her second day of
distilled water fasting.
by 10isC November 21, 2017
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video watcher

Somebody who looks up videos in order to obtain an advantage in golfing games. (IE Golf It or Golf With your Friends)
All Europeans are bad a golf with your friends, just a bunch of video watchers.
by golfitmaster December 11, 2017
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