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valentine's day

There are two ways to define valentines day

1. Where teens and adults are forced into buying overpriced chocolate for their girlfriends, it also gives the excuse to have amateur sex in the high school bathroom.

2. Where lonely teens add another knife cut on their arms because all they see is non-lonely people are fucking eachother in the hallway.
"Time to give my whore-girlfreind some chocolate on valentine's day!"
by anonymous999999999999 February 13, 2017
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Valentine's day man

A man who drinks a lot and uploads videos to the internet singing a song about Valentine's Day, is very dangerous, it is recommended to run. His name is usually Martin.
First person: OMG is the Valentine's day man, every body run
Ho No! He got me, HELP!!!! Ahhhhhhhh!!!
by ThePopTrox February 17, 2017
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Valentinisieren

Means to loose something which might be found later again - or not.
Dude, my wallet was valentinisieren at the party yesterday. Hope it is somewhere.

Answer: I'm sure it is still at the party location - or not.
by BKL BKL April 18, 2018
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Valentine's day

A lonely holiday for alot of people unless you count your homies, you are truly lonely when they pick each other and not you though
Jamal:happy Valentine's day bruh
Damajai: can't now nigga Tyrone already already claimed me
Jamal:fuck you nigga
by Not_here_stop February 15, 2018
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Valentine's Day

A day hated by all single people everywhere.
"Ugh, I hate Valentine's Day."
by TheMagicalElfOfDarkness February 20, 2018
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Valentine's Day

The worst fucking holiday ever if you are forever alone. You usually sit in the darkest corner of your room consuming cookies and crying as your friends text you about what a boy did for them. It is especially terrible if you have to go to school. Everyone is being asked out, getting valentines (or candy grams) and you are just sitting there buying yourself a lollypop to look like someone gives a fuck about you. Then you go home and commit deathpacito until you are yeeted to death.
Stupid-ass-bitch: Oh my God! I'm going to loose my virginity on valentine's day!
Lonely-person:Go commit deathpacito
by lonely-blond-boy February 10, 2019
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Valentine's day

-Its Valentine's day today! How are you going to spend it?
-With my girlfriend, what about you?
-Pornhub wants to be my valentine. I'll be staying home i guess.
by PowerRager February 15, 2019
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