Tristanitis

A disease that makes you like Tristan. It also has many side effects like:
-Clumsiness
-No life
-Decrease in brain cells
-No friends
-Extreme attraction to men
-Trips over empty boxes and backpacks
-Bad Grades
-Bad taste in music
-Being a ripoff Jack Harlow
-Uncircumcised

-No dad
-Has rooster hair
-Has unusual fetishes

And many more...
It's something you should really want to avoid, it's not something to joke about either. There is no treatment and no cure.

Guy 1 "That guy is retarded"
Guy 2 "He must have Tristanitis"
Guy 1 "On god"
Guy 2 "Must be a skill problem"

by hehastristanphobia November 30, 2022

Tristan

He is so annoying and he is like a Hangry Harry. he likes to eat little girls.

tristan

by meat' December 3, 2022

Tristan Mode

Tristan Mode is a term when someone's anger leads them to clowning on a family tragedy, along with heavy racism and bullying.

Charles - lelelelele bro has no women

Tristan - bro has a divorced family

Charles - You little bitch going Tristan Mode fuck you

by helloIamexisting December 8, 2022

Tristan

a man obsessed with My Singing Monsters

Did you see what Tristan was doing in class?
Yeah, he won't stop playing My Singing Monsters!

by i_tip_06 December 11, 2022

Tristan

The kid that buys me dab pens

Dude! Tristan is restocking!

by FUN_BOI December 13, 2022

Tristan

Ugly ah goofy ah no lucky ah self short ah no girls ugly in every picture that people take of them

Bro you look like a Tristan

by WookieBookie December 24, 2022

Tristan Black

Tristan black has the worst type of hair types and are usually sped ed they can't have bitches and have never seen a girl or there touch in 12 years ever since he left his moms womb

Tristan black is very unusual

by LOLSDW January 5, 2023