Tristan

Uhhhhh I am a Tristan and uhhhhh AGHHHHHH

Sam: oh hey Tristan

Tristan: AGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by !” May 20, 2023

Tristan

The type of guy to pack ben yedder 97 pug of a 81+ pack he Aldo has a micro penis and no friends

Tristan packed 97 ben yedder

by Tristan is a faggot June 4, 2020

tristan torrance

The biggest choofinator of all time. If you see him be sure to wave away the smoke above his head (we don't want him to be caught, considering he is also the dealer).

Besides the fact that he choofs, he is also surprisingly funny. One joke that he said the one time goes as follows:

What do you call a sheep with no legs?
~A cloud
Gets me everytime lmao X)

Damn bro, you choof like Tristan Torrance.

by Damn Son 339 November 6, 2020

Tristan And Scarlett

Sexually attractive male and Scarlett smells like roast butter

Wow did you see the new couple in school Tristan is a cutie and Scarlett smells there a real Tristan And Scarlett couple huh? -your mom

by Penis Licker Lover January 22, 2021

Tristan

Tristan is a thot that has fun with your grandma

Hi Tristan can I join you tomorrow

by RamboDude101 December 17, 2019

Tristan

Tristan is the best person you will ever meet. he will turn you on like a light switch and you will never feel the same again. he is the most attractive person on the planet.

when I meet Tristan I felt my virginity leave my body.

by y are all the names gone December 21, 2021

Tristaned

To be betrayed or played so hard your only option is to retreat home and indulge in extreme self care — Repeatedly (2-3 Times)

“After that disaster of a date with Jane, dude was Tristaned fr”

by thatsepic October 28, 2025