toughington

1. when a situation becomes tough or unnecessarily ridiculous, to the point where it's humorous or amusing;

2. a tough situation usually created by self-clumsiness, though sometimes to no fault of one's own

Me: "I was really needing to pee so I went for a tinkle on the side of the street. As it turns out, there was a cop driving right by me at the time and took me in."

Friend: "Darn, that's toughington."

by Payaso #1 June 19, 2011

toughtful

The way idiots spell "thoughtful"

36 yr old "I like how toughtful you are"

"you are a f****ng Idiot... its spelt thoughtful" 16 yr old

by Annonymous Aiden April 19, 2018

torus

In three-dimensional space, a torus is a doughnut shape, which already has very special peculiarities such as allowing an object to fit through the torus’s center provided it is small enough. The more fascinating properties begin to emerge when you lay it out two-dimensionally to resemble a square, and after that it will allow any two-dimensional object to exit out of any of the two-dimensional torus’s sides and appear out of the other. You have the torus to thank for a doughnut’s shape.

C: Hey P, want to go get some doughnuts with me?
P: Don’t you mean “Sugar-coated toruses”?
C: Why do you have to over complicate these simple terms so much? You didn’t even get the plural of “torus” right!
P: Dang, I even spent all of the other day researching facts about them!
C: Well gee, it sounds like you need some new hobbies!

by Kopper0625 March 28, 2020

Torulf

A Scandinavian male name common during the Viking age.

The viking Torulf was a good man.

by Bubobubo November 7, 2020

toughbitchh

a successful person / account on stan twitter that is very tasteful.

Toughbitchh is not a flop.

by toughiebitchie November 29, 2020

skeet trough

A person who consumes an excessive amount of skeet, or semen.

Go drink from a skeet trough you nasty bitch!!!

by Miss Jones November 26, 2007

The Tough Mudder

Although there has been much debate about the true definition of "The Tough Mudder", the official definition is insurmountable.

The Tough Mudder
/THē təf məd•dər/
Adj.

While penetrating a female anus with the penis, the penetrator enters a free hand into the vaginal canal. Once accomplished, proceeds to masterbate his penis through her vagina while occupying her anal cavity.

Street names/slangs include;
Brownie beater
Fecal fap
Fisty fap
Libertarian
Mr.Hankey hand job
Mud tug
#mudtug
Over under
Reach through
Smelly jerk

1. The other day Nicole and I pulled off the tough mudder, let me tell you, it is quite possibly the hardest event on the planet.

2. Bro, when Ashley is shmasted face she always wants that brownie beater...I ain't mad.

3. "I let Jimmy do the #mudtug once, now all he wants is a smelly jerk:(" said Becky to the marriage counselor.

by lasvegascashew October 16, 2014