"That kid is such a wicked tool, But I want him right now."
"Your sucha wicked tool, now come get into my bed."
"Your sucha wicked tool, now come get into my bed."
by mkllbtfs70 February 18, 2009
Get the Wicked Toolmug. The act of shaming someone for working with inexpensive hand tools. Usually done by someone who has poor impluse control and spends thousands of dollars on tool truck tools (ie.. Snap-on). This person has an IQ of less than 100 and cannot do the simplest cost benefit analysis to realize that they are the moron for investing in over priced tools.
Shamer... Yee Yee, them there Harbor Freight wrenches ain't as good my Snap-On ones.
Shamee.. Pound sand you dumb redneck and quit trying to tool shame me.
Shamee.. Pound sand you dumb redneck and quit trying to tool shame me.
by Kram Larry October 28, 2022
Get the Tool Shamemug. The pure definition at a man’s man. He eats impact drivers and small fasteners for breakfast and washes it down with Makita fan girl tears. He’s a brute of a man, standing at 8’19” tall and weighing just shy of 800 pounds and still wears a shmedium size shirt. The only thing that can hurt this man is a punch to the gut by a Ridgid store rep telling him they are discontinuing the high torque hammer drill (which would crush any man’s soul). He’s know to frolic around the tool section at Home Depot and has also been seen climbing the face of the Hoover dam with nothing but a shop vac and a pair of made in the USA Milwaukee deep reach needle nose pliers. He currently resides in the mountain ranges of the central plains where he has made a following on social media and thrives on his OFs channel featuring him and of course a hammer drill.
Wow, look at that SoAlz! He’s a real impact!
It’s a bird, it’s a plane, oh it’s just Tools with SoAlz.
I saw a SoAlz once, then I walked away.
It’s a bird, it’s a plane, oh it’s just Tools with SoAlz.
I saw a SoAlz once, then I walked away.
by KansasTools November 1, 2023
Get the tools with SoAlzmug. a tool that helps those with disability(s) to access spaces that they would be otherwise unable too.
by Tapinix July 9, 2021
Get the accessibility toolmug. Girl 1: Wow that guy dresses like he thinks he is super cool and he is so mean to everyone!
Girl 2: Yeah he is totally a douche-tool!
Girl 2: Yeah he is totally a douche-tool!
by D-Rock4 September 30, 2010
Get the Douche-Toolmug. NOC Tool is a person who works in a NOC and is the butt of everyone's jokes, at times they will even participate in making fun of the NOC Tool not realizing they are the fucking Tool
Hay did you hear NWS shit himself least night because he is too fucking stupid to tell the difference between shit and a fart?? What a fucking NOC Tool
by D0nkypunch March 6, 2018
Get the NOC Toolmug. A location where a large group of tools are in close proximity. The tools will usually get along fabulously because they can all relate to each other.
Boy 1: Dude, did you watch the season premiere of Daisy of Love?
Boy 2: Yeah, the house on that show is a tool pool.
Boy 2: Yeah, the house on that show is a tool pool.
by Halfcaff April 26, 2009
Get the tool poolmug.