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NOC Tool

NOC Tool is a person who works in a NOC and is the butt of everyone's jokes, at times they will even participate in making fun of the NOC Tool not realizing they are the fucking Tool
Hay did you hear NWS shit himself least night because he is too fucking stupid to tell the difference between shit and a fart?? What a fucking NOC Tool
by D0nkypunch March 6, 2018
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Wicked Tool

Someone who you cant stand to be around, but want them at the same time!
"That kid is such a wicked tool, But I want him right now."

"Your sucha wicked tool, now come get into my bed."
by mkllbtfs70 February 18, 2009
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Tool Shame

The act of shaming someone for working with inexpensive hand tools. Usually done by someone who has poor impluse control and spends thousands of dollars on tool truck tools (ie.. Snap-on). This person has an IQ of less than 100 and cannot do the simplest cost benefit analysis to realize that they are the moron for investing in over priced tools.
Shamer... Yee Yee, them there Harbor Freight wrenches ain't as good my Snap-On ones.

Shamee.. Pound sand you dumb redneck and quit trying to tool shame me.
by Kram Larry October 28, 2022
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He's a tool

An individual with zero common sense or logic and tries too hard to fit in. He or she could be referred to a pathetic loser or no life individual. Person could also be called the word sanjive.
"Oh look at that person trying to live off others idea. He's a tool."
"See how fake and plagiarized that individual is, he is such a sanjive."
by Dave Ramos October 11, 2023
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Dean Toole

Hey! You want to go to Disney and meet Micky Mouse? No, that’s sounds like a Dean Toole
by Island Fights February 2, 2022
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accessibility tool

a tool that helps those with disability(s) to access spaces that they would be otherwise unable too.
I just got a screen reader! This accessibility tool is going to make life so much easier.
by Tapinix July 9, 2021
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tool pool

A location where a large group of tools are in close proximity. The tools will usually get along fabulously because they can all relate to each other.
Boy 1: Dude, did you watch the season premiere of Daisy of Love?
Boy 2: Yeah, the house on that show is a tool pool.
by Halfcaff April 26, 2009
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