Shank

Shower wank, that is to say to masturbate whilst in the shower.

I wont be home this weekend mum, I'm having a shank.

Where's Greg?
He's shanking.

by starkadder March 18, 2009

Shank hoe

A promiscuous and beautiful woman who has a penchant for shanking male conquests at the end of the night.

Billy ended up in the ER after a night with that shank hoe, he promises it was worth it.

by Mo-Daddy05 June 5, 2015

Fart shanked

When you're in a restroom taking a piss and the person next to you farts without regards.

"What's that?" I asked to the guy next to me at the urinal... I thought he said something...??.. oh, now I know...... he just fart shanked me...Burritos?..chili? Hmmmm pickled eggs? ..Mardi grace?....or something like that.

by Petesbeeps August 24, 2017

Shank

can be used as a name if you like or love someone it can also mean that you physically harmed someone

Shank: I shanked someone with a knife

Shank: Hey shank

by 7271&nsjwjqi81771 February 25, 2018

shank

NOUN: a homemade knife
or
VERB: the act of stabbing someone

NOUN: "imma shank you"
VERB: "do you like my shank.....yeah i made it myself"

by orangefishy_8 February 15, 2022

Shank

Shank; verb. The lascivious act of simultaneously masturbating and defecating culminating in a dual expulsion and an unrivalled sense of euphoria.

Chaps I have just shanked, you were all right, it is like being touched by god.

by Scrumbum September 25, 2014

Pencil Shanked

Being "pencil shanked" is when a sharpened pencil is in your front pocket, point up, and you bend over. The sharp pencil stabs you in the stomach and leaves a small grey mark where the graphite entered the skin.

You can be "pencil shanked" by someone as well. They just stab you with a sharpened pencil. That is all.

"Pencil shanking" is a common problem in schools. Others affected include writers, artists, the intelligent, geeks, nerds, teachers, businessmen and women, parents, and prisoners, although anyone with pockets or enemies can be "pencil shanked."

Steve: "F*CK!"

Bob: "I just saw you bend over, what happened?!"

Steve: "My writing implement was in my pocket when I leaned over! I just pencil shanked myself!"

by thefuglyfuckling April 19, 2014