Best small town in northern Kentucky right next to Newport and Dayton that's known for that Big Ass 100+ year old Stone Water Tower oh and the 2nd biggest night club fire in the US that killed over 150 people it also has a clock tower in the middle of town
Guy 1: you know about fort thomas right?
Guy 2: yea its a small town with a kick ass Water Tower that for some reason everybody thinks its a sniper tower also known for its Great Schools with terrible teachers very little crime oh and that murdered where they found a girl's body but not her head oh and that execution where they took the guy from the county jail drug him up all the way on Memorial then proceeded to Hang Em where the towns local marathon is.
Guy 1: why the hell do you know all of that?
Guy 2: yea its a small town with a kick ass Water Tower that for some reason everybody thinks its a sniper tower also known for its Great Schools with terrible teachers very little crime oh and that murdered where they found a girl's body but not her head oh and that execution where they took the guy from the county jail drug him up all the way on Memorial then proceeded to Hang Em where the towns local marathon is.
Guy 1: why the hell do you know all of that?
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unlike others.
Compareable to copeland, and the almost.
He is very beautiful, and his voice is too.
He's also extremely attractive.
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