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Sworded

When you piss out your vaginal or penial gland and your Butthole at the same damn time.
I just sworded.

Damn she’s a sworder.

That man just sworded. Pause...
by Master Produkt May 8, 2018
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samurai sword swallower

A person who sucks on Asian penis due to their gag reflex being unable to handle any other race.
:Jeez Sandy has sucked off like 3 Asian guys this month!
:Dude, that’s cause she’s a samurai sword swallower.
by NutBuster97 January 18, 2018
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sword

a blade with handle also thing that people use to murder others
i murdered fred with my sword
by hellandickentomaduckentallingo December 22, 2021
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The pen is mightier than the sword

Another way of saying that theres a lot of bullshit in history books to support the agendas of a group in power to make that group look more like a clear victor without any negative qualities, and make another group look like they met their downfall. In reality, questioning what the pen writes is enough to make you wonder if there are any winners at all with something like a war.
The pen is mightier than the sword is what the same people you need swords for in the first place tell you.
by Solid Mantis August 9, 2020
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Sword Swapper

A guy who doesn’t mind fornicating with a woman after another guy has already done so with that woman.
“Man, that new girl next door has had her eye on you for weeks.”

I hear you man but I’m not a sword swapper, she’s guaranteed to have indulged in some non PG actions already.
by Allknowingbutstillgrowing October 10, 2022
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The sword in the stone

When you're erect penis is lodged in someone's anal cavity and they clench their buttocks making it difficult to pull out, typically male on male.
Me and my homeboy dakota were practicing the sword in the stone last night
by Mother lov3r March 2, 2024
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Sword fighting

When to people have an epic fight with swords. (NSWF because of blood and injury)
Arthur and Henry just are sword fighting, Henry lost his arm
by Gisisosks September 25, 2021
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