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Squirrel Grenade

An obfuscating line of argument intended to distract from the issue at hand by throwing out minor distractions scurrying in all directions away from the truth. Coined on Twitter by Asha Rangappa during DNI congressional testimony on September 26, 2019.
I was caught red-handed bribing a foreign official, so I quickly dropped a squirrel grenade to get congress to look into the former Vice President, his son's business dealings, and insufficient european foreign aid.
by P.N. Threnady September 26, 2019
mugGet the Squirrel Grenademug.

Grenade

An overweight, undesirable woman that one must jump on so a friend can get with a prettier girl.
Nah dude, she’s a grenade.”
“I ain’t gonna hit that again, she a grenade”
by Hannes Rautie February 5, 2020
mugGet the Grenademug.

Australian Hand Grenade

The act of cumming inside of someones mouth while giving Head
I was Australian Hand Grenade in my sisters mouth
by Man on a Mission August 24, 2025
mugGet the Australian Hand Grenademug.

Bloody Grenade

When she's on her period, and you can only do anal. 3 seconda before cumming you pull the string (tamPIN) and yell "Bloody Grenade!!!", and then Explode!!
They hadn't seen eachother in weeks...
She was so horny on her period, that he gave gave her a Bloody Grenade!
by RowRnLiX May 21, 2022
mugGet the Bloody Grenademug.

Grenade

Something that a certain friend should not be holding in a certain game. Because he would explode himself and be a total and complete failure
I'll use the grenade.....Where is it?......Oh shit.... *And died*
by bloodyshits May 30, 2021
mugGet the Grenademug.

hose water grenade

"I'd rather see how many hose water grenades I can throw at my teacher's head than watch wonder pets"
mugGet the hose water grenademug.

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