Snake Rat

A snake rat is someone that calls the police and tells lies.

The snake rat convinced the police that the man committed crimes that he didn't commit. The man did 1 month in jail. He didn't even counter with charges of mischief. He figured he'd give the loon a break.

by dddkdmckdldlld May 27, 2018

snake cannon

When your penis is small and when you get a boner it grows extremely big, and when you ejaculate you get a TON of semen

How was the date with kyle?

Awful! When we were having sex he had a snake cannon and it was awful for me!

by The treebase December 14, 2016

snake hiss

to piss, urinate, relieve urself

slang: "let the snake hiss"
normal-ish: "let my penis piss"

by kaneXI11 January 16, 2008

Faker snake

Someone who is snakey sneaking around your back pretending to be a real genuine friend but is fake instead.

Lara: Jaiden knew I liked Cory and still went out with him even though she said she didn't like him.

Kelly: Oh my gosh Jaiden is such a faker snake!

by Delwaney March 21, 2017

Solid Snake

When you climb in through her window,tranquilise her,put her in the cardboard box,get in the box,have some tactical espionage action,and get the hell out

Guy:Man I gave that girl a solid snake last night
Friend:Did you get caught?
Guy:Basic sneaking rules

by Wheelz February 6, 2017

Snake Pond

A shady, business transaction surprisingly gone bad with the potential of violence.

A venomous place.

A very unwelcome reception on the prospect of business, or even friendship.

Those of whom who deceptively seek gain in their home turf.

Raekwon's rap song "Snake Pond".

"Went to go see a potential client, never knew I was steppin' into a snake pond!"

"He got his shit jacked! Stepped in this here snake pond....SON!"

Yeah, don't go over there. Straight up Snake Pond!

by GUnitsLexicon May 12, 2012

Snake Hand

Receiving a handjob with gloves of rough texture

"Dude Samantha gave me the snake hand yesterday"

by Punkhayd207 July 29, 2016