Nonce

Sex offender, peadophile

That bloke Roy Pua, he’s a right nonce.

by GingerNinja2020 November 22, 2020

Chronic nonce

A repeat offending nonce who goes from creeping on one person to the next

Never learning to just stop

“Do you remember Oscar from high school?”
“Of course, creeped on me and my friends in eighth grade: total chronic nonce”

by Collector_of_things April 19, 2021

Nonce

A nonce is a child toucher who commonly hangs around schools or playgrounds to pedo on younger kids

See him he is such a nonce.
What a nonce why is he looking at the arena year old.

by Kiddy fiddler May 8, 2018

Bike Nonce

A man who rides his bike with a camera and either records kids or grasses on people to the old bill.

Jeremy Vines a bike nonce

by JezzaVee March 24, 2024

Nonce Nuggets

Werthers Originals sweets, sold in small boxes or bags. Purchased by the elderly, especially in a Petrol Stations. Great queue former, as they are usually placed right on the bottom shelf and it takes the elderly a fucking age to get up and down. Poor replacement for Simpsons travel sweets that are rarer than rocking horse shit at the moment, so much so there is no shelf space for them, great source of entertainment for an overworked and underpaid customer assistant!

“Three packs of nonce nuggets and a lucky dip for Saturday night.

“Certainly, and are you going to pay for that Daily Mail you’ve got folded under your arm or are you going to walk out with it like you did last week.?”
“Oh sorry, and by the way your forecourt is disgusting why aren’t you out in the rain sweeping up the puddles?”
“As you can see I’m on my own, and I now have a queue of 12 people, thank you so much, have a wonderful day!”

by Cacker Man April 1, 2023

Nonce

That weird looking man you saw at the park as a kid

Im gonna keep my son away from that man i think hes a nonce

by Howamisupposedtoknow February 12, 2020

Nonce

UK Slang for pedo.

Yana is such a nonce, she tried to touch my little cousin.

by DV6969 August 24, 2022