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kylee is the most prettiest girl in time. she will do anything to help you do something. Kylee is the most hlepful person in the world.
kylee- loving person helpful nice
by lady bug 123 May 16, 2019
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Kyle

Massive dickhead

Very emotionless

Makes Memes and is a Meme Lord

Loves Anime

Drinks Monster Energy for every meal

Loves making fun of people

Plays video games 24/7

Sleeps at 4am
Loves Punching walls and breaking controller after loosing a video game
Hates boomers
Your such a Kyle

That edgy guy is probably a Kyle
by Kyle jp August 15, 2020
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Kyle

"That dude is such a Kyle"
by Lerblin April 9, 2019
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Kyle

I hate that guy because he's a kyle
by Truth teller 69690 July 7, 2015
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Kyle's are "men" near their 30's trapped in a world of teenage angst. They possess the features of Hercules but are too malnourished to show off their charm, therefore looking like a bobble head that you'd want to get intimate with. They are almost always broke, making their brothers take him on a date. Their diet consists of cigarettes and coffee and if they're lucky a one dollar beer. They are so poor, it makes all girls cry cause there aren't enough activities that will make the relationship last. Due to their lack of muscle and inability to gain some, they often surrender to their girlfriends and get beat up. Overall, Kyle's are very attractive but too weak to show the man that that is hidden deep under their skin.
Friend #1: Hey, how did last night go?
Friend #2: Horrible, I felt like a hippo cause his skinny little legs almost collapsed on me. He's a good kisser but I slapped him cause of his poor performance. He flung to the wall! Such a Kyle, hot but in reality not.
by angel94 December 7, 2013
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A tall, dark, and handsome pedophile that lives in an isolated town with his other pedophillic pals. Kyle is a dope ass bitch who don't take no shit from nobody. Kyle works for a party rental company and steals ice from fire departments. Kyle rocks black asics and sexy cargo shorts. Kyle wears an opening day yankees shirt, but he has never been to a game. His brother not only looks like a monkey, but he also performs anal on their offspring. Kyle has beautiful blue eyes and small pectorals. Everyone wants to be like him.
Woah did you see that awesome guy? He must be named Kyle.
by kylehottie3245pedobear August 30, 2013
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The ultimite dog slayer, would stir fry a dogs anus and deep throught that shit without hesitation. He will kill around 189 dogs in his lifetime. Any sibling of his makes him horny. Kyle is the EXACT DEFINITION of a faggot. A kyle would where beats to raise his self esteem but makes him look more like a faggot.
Bro did you see that dog
- yeah I hope kyle doesn't see it!
by Fuss May 15, 2019
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