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Grumpy goat

A vagina so lonely it will eat anything
by cattle_herder_22 May 5, 2018
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Space Goat

Canadian Military term for someone who smokes too much weed.
Stop being such a Space Goat.
by Idontcareanymore. January 10, 2020
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The Goat Demon

The Goat Demon is a character created for the "Action Menz!" and "W&M Comics" series created by John Watson and Andrew Montez.

He is one of a series of animal demons featured regularly throughout the show. Affectionately nicknamed "Goatie" by the creators and characters within the show, he is often seen as the leader of the demon troop.

Goatie was first introduced during a radio show by Fernando, bombarding him with calls that he was in love with him and wanted to be with him. As time has gone on Goatie has become more bizarre in his scenes and the tone will often tread far into the blue zone, introducing the concept that the demons can enlarge their genitals to ridiculous sizes and use them as a weapon. One such incident describes Goatie as having a negative reaction to electronic music and being unable to control this aspect. These are seen mainly with the accompanying "AUGH AUGH AUGH" yells ("Goatie's Techno Trial", "Goat Burger")

Another running gag with Goatie is that he is trapped inside a tin can and is begging someone to let him out. An unseen character "The Shark Demon" was reportedly killed and put inside a can as a message to the others by an unknown adversary. Goatie is now mainly featured as comic relief on the "Paco El Tango & The Mysteries of the Modern Universe Show" where Xynthantion & Paco El Tango repeatedly hunt him down for footage or an interview, with comical results.
The Goat Demon: Augh augh augh, I don't wanna suck dicks! Someone let me out of here, please! I'm stuck in a tin can!

Judge: Goatie, what do you have to say in your defense?
Goatie: The Techno! It invades my body, my mindbrain, I can't control it! AUGH AUGH AUGH!

Goatie: Welcome to Goat Burger, can I interest you in a Goat Dick Sandwich?
by Cecil B. Crab April 16, 2013
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Deeptroat Goat

(Deep~Trote~Gote) A girl TOO desperate for the dick.
Squad Member"Woah look at Kendal, one hot piece of ass, and those lips"
You "Better not get tangled up there, thar be a deeptroat goat
by Deeptroat Boat November 23, 2016
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Roachy goat

1. When a person is acting out of character.
2. Another way of saying that someone is lame, dorky, embarrassing, or has an attitude.
Gabriel felt like being a roachy goat to Eden.
Miseal's attitude was making him look like a roachy goat.
Jessica, Tristan, Andrea, and Erika thought Steven had the swagger as lame as a roachy goat.
Aaron thinks he always gets the ladies, but really he is just a roachy goat.
by guest1234567 January 2, 2012
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Goat stage

when a milestone has been hit but it is only a part of the ladder to completion
if you wanted to make a cheese cake, you would realise you cant make a cheese cake until you have the cheese, you have to go milk a goat to get the cheese - hence "the goat stage"
building the foundations is the goat stage of making a house
by ^-^ Trevor February 6, 2021
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jadda goat

Jadda goat is one of the greatest ppl to ever walk this earth. With his joyful smile and very humorous guy that’s is also loving and caring. But don’t get on his bad side, he’s ruthless when it comes to arguing!
OMG there’s the famous jadda goat, he’s so funny!
by jadda 😪 November 24, 2017
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