commissioner’s curse

When you troll the current fantasy football commissioner into quiting and then you become the commissioner. The result of which, jinxes the new commissioner to have his fantasy season crumble to pieces in the playoffs. See also Madden curse.

Wow, Eric talked so much shit to Alex that he got stuck with the commissioner’s curse

by No Bell, No Problem.... December 3, 2018

cursed boi

a VERY cursed cat that kitboy_orb drew and now they use as pfp

he is a cursed boi, a chonky boi

by ms.idontgototherapy May 10, 2021

cursing fit

Term for somebody who blurts out a lot of profanity within a short period of time.

Man, he had a cursing fit today because his computer wasn't working.

by The Real Driller November 1, 2021

The Historians Curse

After reading and imagining oneself in different era's, time's, etc the historian loses a sense of reality and literally, everything becomes relative. Human suffering isn't as bad as others across history have suffered. You borrow words, speech patterns, and mannerisms from other cultures in a different time. You find it hard to interact with people in present society as you present yourself as someone from the past you hold in esteem. You cannot escape the fruits of your own knowledge and are cursed to be a weird unknown thing. An amalgamation of unrelated things without any unifying idea to hold itself together, making it preposterous in the extreme.

Being affected by the Historians Curse the professor was seen as a lunatic as he constantly presented himself as knowing everything whilst acting like a 13th-century townsman looking for God amongst the dead.

by The cursed historian February 19, 2023

Doorway Curse

When someone is intending to leave a room/building and is standing in the doorway but stops to have a long conversation with someone else.

"I'm gonna go take a shower, alright?"
"okay, but before you go, have you heard of ___?"
"Oh, what's that?"
"blablablablabla"
"blablablablabla"
"oh, I was gonna take a shower. I guess it's the doorway curse"

by eggplantparmeZHAN July 10, 2024

Curse of John the Dog

The very definition of a curse. It will begin by looking into the accursed John the Dog's eyes. This curse will affect your whole bloodline by causing traumatic dreams and event throughout their entire life. John the Dog was created in a freak accident after an artist accidentally brought his creation to life, and John began to spread his
curse.

I have succumb to the Curse of John the Dog. John the Dog has curse my whole bloodline!

by Gary Peacock February 5, 2025

Chapman Curse

To be bad at everything-
A bad gambler-
To be overweight, unattractive and undesirable to women

I can’t believe they lost tonight, I bet my house on them! I must have the Chapman Curse

Why is it I always go home from the bar alone? Must be the Chapman Curse. Goodbye everyone :)

by RKO2020 March 9, 2021