Bash one in

(Verb) This is the female equivalent. A slang term used for masturbating.

"I really enjoyed Magic Mike. It was great to get home, enjoy a nice hot bath and bash one in."

by wellfancythat September 08, 2018

brobie one

One's best friend. The broest of bros. An individual that is above all other friends due to their like mindedness and awesomeness.

One's brobie one is always a reflection of oneself.

by MentallyChillOne July 06, 2017

two-to-the-one

Basically means peace out. It can be made with the fingers - the peace sign (two) and the thumb hitched in the way to say "get out of here" (one).

A: I have to go pick up my cousin.
B: Ok man, two-to-the-one.
A: See ya.

by Pippity April 07, 2008

it starts with one

thing i dont know why it does not even matter how hard i try.

" broo did you hear the new meme that goes like: it starts with one "

by it starts with one August 08, 2022

epic one

Ok, so basically, an epic one is this really chill, kind, legit, confident, talented, epic, brilliant, funny, legendary person who is just the best possible human being ever. They are rare and wonderful, take care of them, you may only find one in your life time. I would know, I'm the "epicone" I know.

Dude: Pretty damn awesome person over there.
Other dude: You could say she's an epic one.

by _epicone_ March 26, 2017

Hatch One

A pleasant and more socially acceptable way to announce that you need to take a big ole shit.

Ladies and gentlemen, if you will pardon me for just a few moments. I need to hatch one and will be back in about five.

by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2017

Condition One

From firearms jargon: chambered, full magazine, cocked, safety on.
As in: Ready to take a massive poo... But not quite a crisis.
Not as bad as Condition Zero.

Can we stop the car at the next gas station? I'm condition one over here.
We tried Greek but the silly bitch didn't tell me she was condition one.

by youdbesoluckytoknowme January 11, 2014