A method of tuberous crop violence commonly used to solve existential dilemmas.
The potato (Solanum tuberosum) is an exceptionally vicious weapon when utilized to provoke answers out of those who act stingy with the answers to life's more difficult questions.
The potato (Solanum tuberosum) is an exceptionally vicious weapon when utilized to provoke answers out of those who act stingy with the answers to life's more difficult questions.
"We will be forced to result to potato pelting if this identity crisis is not solved swiftly and absolutely."
by A. Fakename October 27, 2009

by Basic Grizz January 11, 2019

by ScribblesTheDonk August 23, 2020

by some white millenial November 29, 2017

Those morons that constantly talk sports but the most they actually do participate in is when they watch it on TV.
Sh*t! Here comes Lou and all he does is blab about the stats. I wonder if he ever really does anything, the sports potato!
by SouthBeach Sonny November 24, 2013

by Antisocial_potato_77 December 27, 2016
