Tossed salad fingers

When you scratch your butt hole with your fingers and go around shaking peoples hands then afterwards smell them and they smell like shit.

When I got home after the meeting I smelled my fingers and they smelled like tossed salad fingers.

by El coyote September 7, 2019

australian ring toss

When a woman becomes airborne during sex.

I respectfully gave my girlfriend an Australian ring toss while on a trampoline last night, when she came down, I missed and stubbed my penis on her ass cheek.

by gerthanthaclops December 25, 2009

toss salad

to jack off a man cock

baby you know how to toss my salad, lick up the extra dressing

by mo March 7, 2005

tossing hot turnips

getting your balls tongue juggled after stepping out of the hot tub! KD&JC

your hanging out in a hot tube with a bunch of people and there is this one fat chick that keeps talking about being hungry for hot turnips. So you tell her that your balls are the size of turnips, so why doesn't she just toss them around with her tongue. So thats when the term "tossing hot turnips" was made.

by KD&JC November 4, 2010

Coin toss hotty

A female that is so hot you wish you could be lucky enough to be with her.

I was on a few flights from Bangkok to Calgary and there was one flight attendant who was a coin toss hotty.

by Ohmzer August 28, 2007

TOSS MY SALAD

1) preparing a salad. mixing greens.

2) slang. To humiliate someone by ordering them to commit the act of smearing jelly, or another desirable substance in your anus in order to lick it clean while you masturbate or they give you the reach-around.

Toss my salad came from an HBO speacial on prison. The seasoned convict was explaining what he would do to a new inmate in prison as sort of an initiation. He would get a packet of grape jelly and make the new inmate or "fish" smear the jelly in his asswhole and lick it out while he masturbated.

That guy roberto is such an ass-munching fag he probably wants to toss my salad while giving me a reach-around.

by dan June 25, 2004

Toss my salad

As told by Chris Rock (the greatest)- Having your asshole eaten out with Jelly or syrup.

Reporter: So when a new inmate comes in, and he wants some drugs, how do you initiate them?

Prisioner: Well the first thing ah do, Is make em' toss mah salad.

Repporter: Toss my salad? What's that?

Prosoner: Havin' yo' salad tossed, means havin' yo' asshole eaten out, with jelleh oh syrup. I p'efer syrup.

by Wow. I really Rock. It's not even funny how much I friggin rock. It's shocking. October 1, 2005