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Toastering

Toastering is when you mess around with you cock then when you are edging stick it in a toaster on full blast and it will burn your cock a little but your will be warm and delicious
Timmy was bored so he he wanted to try Toastering and he thought it felt good so he invited his mom over and she a his cum after and then they got married and had 36 baby together then they tried to have 37 but Timmy’s mom died Timmy was very sad so he was Toastering again and died from his cock exploding. Very sad life 😢😭
by The cum guzzling god April 3, 2024
mugGet the Toasteringmug.

Taiwanese toaster

Where a guy shits in a girl's eyes and then rubs it to make slanted eyes.
That girl is still rubbing the shit out of her eyes from the Taiwanese toaster.
by Queerbitchniggerfuck August 6, 2009
mugGet the Taiwanese toastermug.

Toaster Scrudel

A tasty, jelly strudel on a lightly toasted, whole-wheat scrotum.
1. My girlfriend loves toaster scrudels.

2. Flavors are cum yum, strawberry slut, fudge pack-d, bananna nut buster, lemon love N/A in cherry or grape.
by LampyLamp May 13, 2014
mugGet the Toaster Scrudelmug.

Toaster Mage

Toaster Mage happens to be a very * person

*=random, boring, nerdy(in a good way), hilarious, evil, communist, pieist..the list goes on...

He happens to be very good at programing, and hacking video games, of which the most used is PSO for Gamecube(I think...)

There, is that definition good enough?
"zeeky-boogy-doog?"
"o.o.............."
"Outside = bad"
"Linux>windows"
by Zephania May 9, 2005
mugGet the Toaster Magemug.

frozen toaster

When you toast some bread, nut all over it, and then feed it to your girlfriend.
Damn, my boyfriend just gave me the best frozen toaster ever!
by lebbyz May 15, 2017
mugGet the frozen toastermug.

atomic toaster

When one cuts off his own penis, puts it in a toaster, and then puts the toaster into the microwave on high.
Guys did you hear about Christian? He did the atomic toaster last night
by WPftw December 25, 2019
mugGet the atomic toastermug.

Monkey Toaster

a hairy male that is very hot as in heat so don't get the wrong idea you big perv.
My boyfriend is a monkey toaster he kept me warm all night long.
by penis love96 June 20, 2011
mugGet the Monkey Toastermug.

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