Sword

Another word for peen.

Chad: "Bro last night I slapped my sword all over Jessica

by OOFERGOOFER May 30, 2019

Slut Sword

Someone that's slaying the sex game and just doesn't care who knows.

Man, Kate is such a slut sword! Did you hear about her night?

by Kshaulis April 23, 2017

Sword Collector

Durogatory term that describes an enthusiast of fantasy/role-playing/anime/martial arts who lacks self-awareness to the point of being embarrassing.

Todd seemed like a cool guy, but he keeps talking about Naruto and saying things like 'nunchaku are useless against ranged weapons.' I'm starting to think he might be a sword collector.

by Terrence Howard, M.D. August 14, 2020

weiner swords

A game/competition in which the people in charge stand around talking and pretending to be productive when, in reality, they're not doing jack shit.

WTF are you guys doing? Standing around playing weiner swords?

by B Cash October 18, 2019

Sword

Jimmy

My cumming Sword!

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. November 21, 2020

sword of the rings

Sex act where man wears a vibrating cock ring during sex and right before he comes stops to stick his dick in the girl's mouth at the same time yelling "where's my precious" in a creepy voice.

She fancied his thundercock in bed but wasn't expecting him to be a sword of the rings, too! Lucky fuck.

by TC Lover September 30, 2017

sword fight

1)When two men use their penises(swords) too fight with each other until one of them decide to release their full might (their enemy will not be able to "cum" out of that one.)

2)When two men are together and they decided to have a fight with each other by urinating in a straight line and then making them as in their unrine(not sure how to spell) collude with one another. A new source of entrainment to whole new level

Wanna join in with me and Jeff's(meme) sword fight?

by XxPhantomGamingxx February 8, 2017