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Jon Cherba

A man among gods. Some would say he is God himself. He is the master of all, and everyone is below him. The power to give life, and to take ones breath away in an instant. He is the most powerful being in the universe.
Almighty Jon Cherba, please forgive us. We did not mean to disturb your greatness.
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Jon Rep

A "Jon Rep" is a variation press for the flat bench press, the "Jon Rep" is similar to the flat bench press in that an individual retains proper bench form, however, the range of motion is halved. By halving the rep an individual is completing a "Jon Rep" and by doing so is slowly becoming both intolerable to dairy and increasing the probability of obesity. The "Jon Rep" is named after famous influencer Jon Wierenga who is known for his collaboration with GymShark as an upcoming body-positive lifter who spreads the message that the gym is more about complaining about injuries than performing actual hard work.
Hey, Look at that fat cripple! "far out!" he's hitting an iconic Jon Rep, holy! he's nearly benching his body weight!
by bowiesolomangmail January 3, 2023
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Jon

a fucking legend, a boss and the sex God, will fuck your crush and your girl, your sister and more he will also make you cry
RABDOM ASS DUDE:hey Jon
JON:kakapupu
by still_sour November 24, 2021
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Jon Peeper

Same as Tom Peeper
by Spamela10000 March 8, 2022
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Jon

Of or pertaining to the acts of homosexuality; can be used as a noun, adjective, or verb
Will you be going to the LGBT Jon festival in San Francisco this year?
by Bobbylite2894 May 15, 2018
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Being a Jon

A person who uses there laziness as an excuse for being selfish.
Being a Jon:
Billy won't come to my birthday party because he's lazy but i know it's because I live far from him and it's inconvenient for him. Billy is being such a Jon.
by sammyflakes June 11, 2016
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Jon Griffith

Science "teacher", track coach, athlete, very good at using projectors to display needed information, and loves Mountain Dew.
Jon Griffith sometimes has to lower his standards and drink mellow yellow when he is out of Mountian Dew.
by T.J. Coakley December 14, 2008
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