Pedo-Gooning

The act of scrolling through a childs instagram comments section.

I was caught Pedo-Gooning behind the sheds at school today.

by AdolfJizzler June 28, 2024

Moon Gooning

When you’re in the starfish position edging yourself under the moon and stargazing

Bro I did some moon gooning last night and it’s the most fun you can have by youself.

by Flash99 December 6, 2023

gooning

To goon. Gooning is simply defined by edging for an extended period, typically inducing a trance-like state.

I was gooning for 7 hours last night

by GuyDefinesGooning December 8, 2023

Goon dick

Ignorant ass person

My brother in law is a goon dick son of a bitch.

by pintail75 May 8, 2018

Moon Gooning

The act of taking peyote with the Navajo Native American tribe while blowing the heads off American Buffalo, than masturbating to resurrect “The Phoneix”.

Dallas and I are going Moon Gooning with Eagle Waters in the plains tonight

by MikeyOzone November 19, 2023

Moon Goon

It’s is when you shoot a buffalo under the moon and goon withe the boys.

I went moon gooning last night

by Ky weber November 18, 2023

street goon

A motivated criminal apprehension specialist typically (but not always) on the 2nd shift or 3rd shift of a police force's patrol unit. Engages with the community hourly, gets involved, and builds bridges by jumping over fences and taking down thugs. A Street Goon protects the community first then asks/answers questions later.

Rochelle: that bald white patrol cop looks like Mackey from The Shield and has a really mean-looking resting face. I do not know if he is a good cop or not.

JaQuan: he is a good cop: he's what we call a Street Goon. When he's not sleeping, cooking 8-egg+rice+tuna burritos, and benching weights ín his garage between shifts he is protecting our ghetto-ass hood. He is the quintessential Dennis Rodman of police officers--the garbage man that does the dirty work nobody else wants to do.

by phbl February 5, 2025