Gooch Smooch

A as of now a fictional form of torture as far as I am aware.

A gooch smooch consists of connecting the hooks of a ratchet strap in the grundel of a human. Then ratcheting the strap till said human folds in half able to smooch their own gooch. This would be a most unpleasant experience.

Damn Tony fucked up so deep the cartel found him and helped him deliver a gooch smooch!

by Tally P January 31, 2023

Gooch smooch

When you touch buttholes and fart simultaneously

Ben and Billy ate Mexican and had a gooch smooch.

by MackDaddy13 May 21, 2023

Louisiana Gooch Tickler

Generic name for a cryptid where they do a state name and two other words that don't make much since

Dude have you seen the Louisiana Gooch Tickler shits crazy

by Tamji February 09, 2024

Gooch wipe

When you wipe your gooch or Someones gooch

Jax is a gooch wipe

by Tylermcnabb February 11, 2015

Gooched

The highest status a lad can have with his daddylad on board a Royal Navy T class submarine. If a daddylad proclaims his lad as being gooched, it means the lad undertakes all his duties for his daddylad with care and consideration in a selfless manner. A gooched lad is proud to be classed as so, and can frequently be seen around the submarine flaunting his high status in front of other clean or unclaimed lads.

Sailor A: I hear that lads been gooched by his daddylad shippers.

Sailor B: Of course he has shippers, look at him he's like the cat that got the cream!

Sailor C: it's alright for some, I'm still unclaimed....

Sailor A: <chuckles> give it time lad, give it time...

by Sticky_Green September 17, 2021

Gooched

When you shit on someone- irl or in-game

“Get gooched on”
“I just gooched your sis”

by GoochThot47 April 28, 2021

Gooched

To fuck something up or otherwise fail at an basic task. A term used typically by Canadians.

You: "Aw man, I always burn my fries when I make them!"
Your friend: "Lol, you fucking gooched it"

by atarirob2 June 13, 2017