Deadbeat Dad

A Dad who tells everyone he loves and misses his kids but makes no effort to see them, doesn't pay to make their lives better and doesn't put them on his priorities list. So next time you hear how much he misses them, inform him that actions speak louder than words and to his kids his love seems like hate.

That Lee has posted another story with him and he kids how he will do anything for them. He only sees them once a week and fobs them off at any chance. He's such a deadbeat dad!

by LFC_Fan December 20, 2021

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Dad's Snoring

The snoring that your father makes that can cause bad ear damage or worse
The snoring that makes birds fall out of trees and crickets stop chirping

Josh: Hey James, why is everyone walking away from you?
James:...
Josh: Bro why won't you answer me?
Me: Didn't you hear? His Dad's snoring caused him permanent ear damage. Dad's snoring is contagious.

by Ariel Aries April 4, 2021

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Dad Avenue

The long row of benches found in many malls and shopping centers, on which fathers and husbands frequently wait for their respective children and spouses.

My daughter decided she wanted to go into Hot Topic and buy more slutty clothes with pictures of a TARDIS on them. I'm going to park my happy ass out here on Dad Avenue.

by rightshu January 19, 2015

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party dad

Frank Iero

"yeah it was my sons birthday party then i had a badge that said party dad and i wanted to be party dad"

by rawr XDXDXDXDXD May 2, 2018

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Hockey dad

A father of a hockey player who tends to relive their hockey career through their own kids. Often shows up after having a bit to much to drink. Usually very loud who yell slanderous things at the referees and other teams Found mostly in the upper Midwest.

Jake “Man that hockey dad was nuts, good thing they kicked him out!”
Thomas “Yeah he was callling the kids on the others team pussies and slamming PBRs

by Vineyard Tom 65 March 13, 2018

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