can\’t

An oddly weird fucking annoying way kids spell shit with an apostrophe.

Hey, I can\’t eat your toes tonight, sorry babe.

by BigLigmaJunk November 14, 2018

Tommy Cans

Tommy cans is the man for when you’re skagging balls at 6 am sipping your last warm can, dying for the offy’s to open but can’t wait that long. Give him a call and he’ll be at your doorstep in 10 mins with a 24 pack of prasky. He never fails to deliever with a smile. He truly is a walking god

‘Aw man this is my last can’
‘Don’t worry man, Tommy cans is on the way’

by Spaoibh September 28, 2021

Under the can

To stealthily pass a baggie of drugs to your friend, especially cocaine.

Barry: "under the can, jimmy"
Jimmy: "sound"

by testicheese January 10, 2020

Cram Canning

When you try and fit more then one dong/meatsicle/ramming rod into a chick's butthole at the same time, also known as the Brothers with no Shame".

Dude: let's cram can that girl.
Dude 2: this is me agreeing.

-later-

Bitch: OH GOD YES,CRAM THAT CAN!!!! UHHN UHHN UHHHNNNNN.
Dude: I am glad we cram canned this girl.
Dude 2: I am currently cram canning, Dude. Please don't look me in the eyes.

by MBC/Hubbard April 2, 2010

Canned goods

a virgin

He saw her wearing a white dress, so he figured she was 'canned goods.'

by EssoSeeKS May 6, 2020

canned laughter

Any fake laugh track inserted into video in post-production in an attempt to liven things up or add the impression of a live, studio audience.

Person 1: "Did you see that new reality show they started airing? It's just... bad."
Person 2: "I agree. It's all just canned laughter and sex jokes."

by carterUD November 19, 2021

tool can

A complete tool. On the levels on toolness, becoming a 'tool can' is the ultimate highest. If this is in your name, nickname, or something that people just call you; you are most likely a tool for life.

a. That person was a complete tool can.

b. Yeah, we should call them tool can tan.

by d758595c January 30, 2010