5th Jebendia

One of the most badass servers around, led by the ultimate fucking chad, his name is... Arminius

5th Jebendia just fucking nuked my god damn server

5th Jebendia: bahahahaha fuck you

by Johann Friedrich von Pissbach February 24, 2024

half birthday december 5th

you will be very lucky to have this and a friend who gives you pressies on your dec 5th half birthday!

'I have a half birthday december 5th, that means im amazing!'

by ilooooveaxotlsss December 7, 2022

February 5th

This day is when the best person in the world was born, this person has never failed to not make me smile and make me happy

Sophia was born February 5th

by Bentden April 24, 2025

December 5th

The day on which you send everyone of your contacts shitty memes until they reply.

I dont know what to write here. December 5th

by oh shoot I missed that December 5, 2022

November 5th

November 5th is national send your arse and tits despite having a boyfriend day, if your sent this definition your legally obliged to do so

I sent Jamie my boobs because it’s November 5th national send your arse and tits despite having a boyfriend day

by Jamiecrookk1 November 4, 2020

May 5th

The day that the love of your life asked you to be his girlfriend💜

May 5th
Them: Did you ask her to be your girlfriend today!!!
Him: Of course I did!!!

by XNightAngelX May 5, 2022

May 5th

Opposite Day! Anything someone says they mean the opposite of whatever they said.

White guy-I’m white

Black guy-well it’s may 5th so actually your now black what’s up African American male

by BlackNiggaSmasher May 5, 2022