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Societal Ninja

Societal ninja (noun): an issue that caused great discourse in society. The issue was once at the very forefront of mainstream media’s attention, causing fierce debate and social divide along community lines; racial, religious, political, ethnic, gender and/or age. The issue is often deeply rooted in history and culture. Suddenly, the issue is gone without a trace from mainstream media; the key is there must be no resolution or majority acceptable action reached. The issue falls from the forefront of media often because another story breaks, acting as a ninja’s smoke bomb, and media never returns to the issue until it reappears as a result of the offenders actions-no more CNN or FOX headlines.
Example:
Malcom: Whatever happened to the two guys who dressed up in blackface in Virginia? Who was it—the govenor and attorney general and are democrats too?

Martin: That’s a good question, Malcom, I haven’t heard anything about that situation lately. It was on CNN and Fox non-stop for weeks and now it just disappeared without a trace. I guess they resigned. I really thought we had overcome.

Malcom: As I always say, I’m for justice no matter who it’s for or against and societal Ninjas such as these prevent communities from ever realizing justice and sustainable positive change. These soNinjas raise their ugly heads for a moment and then hide in the dim unknown giving people the false impression that it’s resolved, but it’s not. No justice no peace as the young folk say! I highly doubt if those Kats resigned.

Example:
Those dudes committed a federal crime and never went to trial and after one day of headline reporting it’s gone-that is soNinja! I think they likely paid off the judge because I haven’t heard about this in ages.
by Ean M. Williamssom March 16, 2019
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Ninja Danza

A running, jumping start slap to the face; with a penis. A form of the Tony Danza penis slap.
Nick ninja danza'd Kristin and showed her just who the boss really was.
by sparklinwiggler October 19, 2008
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Ninja Secret

A secret that not even the secret keeper or teller knows.
No one knows so its a ninja secret.
Person 1 " so hows life"

Person 2 " its a secret"

Person 1 " you can tell me your secret"

Person 2" its a ninja secret"

Person 1 " what?!"

Person 2 " I dont even know the secret, there for its a ninja secret"
by secretkeeper524 February 3, 2012
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Door-Ninja

A person who slips in a door quickly before it closes without touching the door.
That bastard door-ninja didn't hold the door for me.
by TurboTurbo January 10, 2011
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Alcoholic Ninja

The one person you always try to,avoid at the bar but he somehow seems to show up out of nowhere and spews his drunk stupidity at you.
My girlfriend and I were having a great time at the bar last night and out of nowhere Pat appears , completely drunk , talking about his latest female conquest. He is such a fucking Alcoholic Ninja!
by Urban humor May 27, 2017
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condom ninja

Noun: A morally bankrupt man who covertly removes his condom during sex in order to increase his pleasure at the expense of the woman whereby he ejaculates inside the woman without her permission and likely causing an unwanted pregnancy. The behavior of a condom ninja should be considered a type of sexual assault or sexual misconduct.

Verb: To act in the capacity of a condom ninja.
Noun: Poor Sharon hooked up with a guy who turned out to be a condom ninja and got pregnant.

Verb: What a jerk Paul talked about how we was going to condom ninja Lisa at the party tonight, we should warn her.
by Randy Dowright April 18, 2014
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Ninja Petter

A person who lacks the common sense to avoid antagonizing ninjas. A social klutz who does not know how to behave in public. Missing hands or fingers is a sure sign, but not required.
I can't believe that you just ate my BK mini burger off my plate, you are such a ninja petter!

You: Let's wait for the light to turn before we cross.
Me: You are such a ninja petter, there's no traffic.
by bravo delta August 19, 2011
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