"Yesterday, at the beach, I went to break up an old person fight, then immediately evacuated when I realized it was actually a rusty swing set..."
by Matthew End March 16, 2013
Get the Rusty Swing Setmug. A game put together to help relationships last longer and healthier by being able to "do" without getting bitched at.
Heres how you play: get 2 sets of straight couples (4 people) and trade.
Whatever one gender does their other does the same.
So say you have Jim & Carry as one couple and Ralf & Sarah as another couple you would switch. Now for a whole 7 hours Jim is now with Sarah and Ralf is now with Carry.
So if Ralf wants to kiss Cary then Jim gets to kiss Sarah.
If sarah tell Jim hes banned from using his phone then carry has to tell ralf he is also banned from using his phone.
If ralf gets to see carrys tits then jim gets to see sarah's tits.
Everyone has sexal or things they would like to say/do to other people. This game allows it while helping you live with no regrets. But just remember, what ever you are doing to his girl, hes doing to yours. But on the brightside, she cant bitch at you when its over because she got the same treatment!
Have fun!
Heres how you play: get 2 sets of straight couples (4 people) and trade.
Whatever one gender does their other does the same.
So say you have Jim & Carry as one couple and Ralf & Sarah as another couple you would switch. Now for a whole 7 hours Jim is now with Sarah and Ralf is now with Carry.
So if Ralf wants to kiss Cary then Jim gets to kiss Sarah.
If sarah tell Jim hes banned from using his phone then carry has to tell ralf he is also banned from using his phone.
If ralf gets to see carrys tits then jim gets to see sarah's tits.
Everyone has sexal or things they would like to say/do to other people. This game allows it while helping you live with no regrets. But just remember, what ever you are doing to his girl, hes doing to yours. But on the brightside, she cant bitch at you when its over because she got the same treatment!
Have fun!
"Hey what did you do this weekend?"
"Some spouse swinging"
"There is this really hot chick i wish i could just bang her once.."
"Try spouse swinging!"
"Some spouse swinging"
"There is this really hot chick i wish i could just bang her once.."
"Try spouse swinging!"
by LoveDDoctorhh April 13, 2014
Get the Spouse Swingingmug. the act of drifting/sliding on the way out of a car meet.
Can also be used with the name of the car (e.g. he gonna swing his 350z).
Past tense: it was swung.
Can also be used with the name of the car (e.g. he gonna swing his 350z).
Past tense: it was swung.
by Petrolheadedtaoana August 19, 2025
Get the Swing itmug. Verb/Action - A sexual act invoking strong penile muscles and hand strength/grip. The goal is to swing from a man’s erect penis until ejaculation without letting go, swinging in mid air of course.
Person 1: Dude, any tips on how to get quirky in a unique way?
Person 2: Hear me out, the Tunisian Tire Swing
Person 2: Hear me out, the Tunisian Tire Swing
by gv_86 September 24, 2025
Get the Tunisian Tire Swingmug. An expression used to describe a male with substantial phallic endowment (a large penis, i.e. a 10-inch cock).
by Willimus June 22, 2016
Get the swinging tenmug. Stop swinging your dick at me at every chance you get.
You can't keep swinging your dick in my direction ,I am not interested.
Stop swinging your dick in my direction , I am not a sexual object
You can't keep swinging your dick in my direction ,I am not interested.
Stop swinging your dick in my direction , I am not a sexual object
by Heroyalness March 29, 2023
Get the stop swinging your dick in my directionmug. by theartissue October 14, 2022
Get the swing yonmug.