Free Speech Absolutist

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! AHA! He said this! He said he was that! He banned people immediately! For doing the thing that he is an absolutist about! HA! That’s hilarious! That’s a hilarious thing to do! That’s sounds like something I would do! And I’m evil! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! You hear the Prophet Lord Dr. Professor Jordan Beatrice Peterson (leave be upon him) say that he wants to collude with the government officials he knows personally to create an online facsimile of hell for people who do don’t keep their speech within the confines of his conceptualization of “acceptable discourse”!? I guess the red skull guy was right about him being the type of guy who would collude with the government to silence dissidents, huh? That is wild! That is wild my guy! Look at these sorry sacks of shit!

Elon Musk “I’m a free speech absolutist!”

Elon Musk “And I’m Elon Musk! I gave my child a retarded name because I’m a solipsistic who things I’m living in a simulation created explicitly for me! Nothing I do matters because nothing is real (except me)! I like to fuck people’s wives on a bed of my fathers emeralds! Like that scene from the Pierce Brosnen (Bronson? Bronsen?) James Bond movie where he does that... except with emeralds instead of diamonds!”

Elon Musk “Shit, hey, I’m Elon Musk too! Look at me!”

Elon Musk “Parody” “Hey, I’m following the rules! Oh? I’m banned anyways? Aw, that’s no fun. The freeze peach isn’t very absolute here.”

by Hym Iam November 9, 2022

Text-To-Speech Reddit Youtuber

A person who makes money from screenshotting Reddit posts and using Text-To-Speech to read those posts

Have you seen that new Text-To-Speech Reddit Youtuber?
Yeah, i hate Text-To-Speech Reddit Youtubers.
Same

by WalterTarAKARADALFan May 31, 2021

Ur pledge of allegiance and star spangled speeches a hedge of queer sieges and dudes without penis

The key to the destruction of the multiverse, having the capability to eradicate all life forms in every single dimension in every single timeline. More powerful than any line starting with “ur.” Only been used once before in history, but was denied by an uno reverse card.

Ryan: Did you eat the rest of the cereal
Robert: Yeah why
Ryan: *slowly brings his hands together, closing his eyes while making an upside down triangle with his fingers*
Robert: U-ur mom gay!
Ryan: *opens his eyes, they’re now glowing* No u
Robert: *falls to his knees* Don-
Ryan: Ur pledge of allegiance and star spangled speeches a hedge of queer sieges and dudes without penis
Robert: NO- #*{£<+¥\•
*Robert himself would start to crack, causing holes in the space-time continuum as Ryan drains the life force of every single living thing in existence, becoming one with the void*

by Aggressive_Genji_Main October 21, 2018

Speedboard

n. downhill skateboard, usually built very heavy duty measuring 40-43" with wheel cutouts for large wheels. often mounted drop-through, with the truck baseplate mounted on top of the board.
v. downhill skateboarding, where riders use aerodynamic tucks and crouches to reach speeds as high as 65mph, drifting their boards at turns and footbraking, airbraking, or sliding to stop.

n. I just got a brand new speedboard! I can't wait to bomb some hills!
v. Hey, do you want to speedboard today? I found a nice hill over by the school.

by Cliff J's longskate vocab August 20, 2006

Speeb

Speeb is a word that's like speed but just means a fast and smaller creation , very simplistic

That is a fast speeb

by Bruhimagurl April 2, 2020

Full speed behind

When in the middle of a project, you find that the idea becomes redundant and pointless and have to give it up.

Dude, the barking cat is full speed behind. I'm going home.

by Captain Epilepsy April 5, 2008

texas speed dating

When you stop to fuck the animal you just hit with your truck.

"God damn that deers gunna get some Texas Speed Dating"

by Ingewood August 19, 2016