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bearded squid

When your drunk buddy goes down to Naples, FL and picks up a 57 year old devorcee to her $1mm+ home and you throw up in her master bathroom and ruin the planned three sim and then just the eat her out the rest of the night.
Hey Andy took that GIILF back to Pelican Bay and gave her the bearded squid.
by toomuchfist May 5, 2018
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squid mouth

What happens when you are chewing on your pen and the ink gets all over your mouth and chin.
Mary got squid mouth when she got lost in Jared's eyes.
by Caution:JaZz January 15, 2017
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Squid

Squid: A teen, or young adult who looks incredibly nerdy, or wears hideous clothing, but still manages to get the hot girls to date him.
Hey, you see that squid over there walking with that hot chick

Look at the big group of squids hanging out in zumiez.
by hohrmund December 9, 2019
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Squid Pro Squo

The act of offering oral sex in exchange for squid ward memes
Sarah offered Jim a squid pro Squo because she ran out of good squid ward memes, Sarah has no shame.
by Kars the immortal December 10, 2019
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Squid

A big (bimbo) that is pretty gay tbh and likes sucking down (slimy crocodiles)
Joe, being the squid of the group, asked Dabe if he like to have some fun.
by xXB1MB0Xx January 10, 2020
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Squid

A squid is a beastly beings who blow all of their savings to buy their dream bike to the point they can't afford a proper safety gear to match their dank ass bike. Usually rocking used Japanese sports bikes or even the latest Panigale in some countries. Riding with only a pair of denims and a t-shirt, some higher level squids even ride with flip flops.

These beastly beings, despite the lack of safety gear, are well equipped with the balls of professional stunt rider with a fraction of the skill. The compulsory stunts for them are burnouts and wheelies, and some stoppies occasionally.
Damn, that boi is such a squid. Seen him pulled a wheelie for a solid mile on his new Panigale V4R yesterday, he's still wearing the same old MS88.
by DenDenMushi January 17, 2020
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dropping squids

Male Ejaculation produce - because of the similarity to a slimy/sticky tentacled creature.
1: What you been doing in isolation? 2: Not much....just xbox and dropping squids... masturbation
by Mike Dibble April 27, 2020
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