Sheep squeezer

one who sqeezes sheep for the purpose of estimataing depth of fleece and extracting fleece oil (widely used in the making of stumpfuckery lubricants such as Chaffaway(tm)

"its nearly shearing time but best send in the sheep squeezer to be sure"

by captain stumpfucker October 16, 2008

teste squeeze

squezing of the testes extremely hard

i gave him a teste squeeze so hard he sweeld up like a he got finger banged

by pissballs94 June 11, 2009

Fresh Squeezed Festival

Bringing the city of Los Angeles 9 hours of Nonstop grooves that will keep you dancing all night long! Fresh Squeezed Festival brought to you by Fresh Entertainment, is the summers juciest event. With thousands of pounds of oranges given out FREE all night, combined with world class DJ lineups and Massive Stage Production. Join us in celebration of summer!

I am going to bring all my friends and we are going to dance like crazy as we celebrate summer at Fresh Squeezed Festival!

by qUEEnBinX June 25, 2009

Strong squeeze

A stronger kind of squeeze applied to the exterior of a crisps packet, when you REALLY want someone to withdraw their hand out of it. Only works if packet belongs to you. Preceded by Gentle squeeze, and only used if it fails to achieve required effect.

Bing: (While making smalltalk) *Inserts hand into Bha's crisps packet*

Bha: (While listening or replying to smalltalk) *Performs Gentle squeeze)*

Bing: *Continues to fish for crisps in Bha's packet*

Bha: *Performs Strong squeeze*

Bing: *Withdraws hand*

by bha gilani September 30, 2009

Party squeeze

The moves you make to compact your body so you can squeeze through a large crowd of people to get outside, to a bathroom, to the bedroom, etc. Common at house parties and concerts.

There was at least 70 people at that party. I had to party squeeze my way through the crowd just to get to bathroom, which was broken, like usual.

by Slasha26 May 18, 2011

Dweeb Squeeze

used as a noun, It's a negative connotation towards a person, place, or thing. It means a wimpy puss clot.

Kendall Don't be such a Dweeb Squeeze, we are going to do it.

by fun fact September 30, 2011

Caterpillar Squeeze

An act so vile that to describe it here would be unexcuseable.

Girl 1: Did you here what happened to Janey?

Girl 2: Did she get herpes again?

Girl 1: No, that was last week. Jimmy gave her a Caterpillar Squeeze!

Girl 2: *slaps Girl 1 and begins vomiting uncontrollably*

by Phreakin Mohican October 24, 2011