spider-manned

The act of tying up your sexual partner and face fucking them, until you finish on his/her face in the shape of a web.

Person 1: "Hey dude, I noticed that you really hit it off with Jenny last night, then you dissapeared suddenly, where did you go? We were worried about you."
Person 2:"Hey, yeah, nothing to worry about dude, we went to my house and I spider-manned her real hard!"
Person 1:"Daaaaaamn... Dude you work hella fast, you are the Flash of fucking!"

by The soggiest of nuts July 18, 2019

deaf as a spider

Meaning a person isn't paying attention. Similar to- Blind as a bat.

Gah. You're as deaf as a spider!

by Jman71 September 25, 2011

spider jump

When you try and spread your limbs to be a spider then you aim penis to propel yourself in the air

Collin is trying to spider jump on Andrew

by Master Pwny 1213 July 23, 2019

Chocolate spider

chocolate starfish rusty sheriffs badge anus butthole

My wife had a cracking chocolate spider

by Bobz125 April 29, 2019

phobia of spiders

when you are very scared of spiders

man: i am scared of spiders!

woman: you must have a phobia of spiders.

by shortysmallsmckranky April 9, 2017

spider web

When you are eating a Girl out and u sneeze on her pussy and your snot that you sneezed connects to her pussy looking a like gooey spider web

I sneezed on her pussy and with all the extra snot that came out my moth and nose it looked like a spider web

by Netheo March 1, 2008

spider bite

2 lip peircings on the side
mainly worn by emo's
pretend this is a lip
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Emo kid one: OMG! im getting a spider bite for my birthday
Emo kid two: you mean a snake bite
emo kid one: no you dushe bag. Gosh!

by arggen yarggen blarggen January 5, 2008