Speaking It Into Existence

When someone talks about something bad happening before it has actually occurred, thusly welcoming it to happen or in this case, speaking it into existence.

Jack: I’ve never been close to getting in a car accident.

Steve: Oh fuck, now you’ve spoke it into existence, something bad is bound to happen now. You should never be the guy that likes speaking it into existence.

by Nigga Jew 69 July 07, 2022

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speaking dick

The action of making your dick speaking with your hands from the tip. The person who made a dick"speaking'' is called a dickloquist.

Maelle : Wtf are you doing ???
Mitch : I'm speaking to you with my heart.

speaking dick : wee-wee-boo-boo.
Maelle : You're such a dick...

by Synceed November 01, 2017

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Garrick Speak

A language unique to Garrick based on English but no one else can understand it

He's using Garrick Speak

by PetorCheator February 28, 2024

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Jack Speake

The dumb kid that created the SRMS DISCORD. he is definitely not cool but whatever.

Jack Speake made me hurt my self :(

by Jakisbetter178 November 15, 2018

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We don't speak incel

Yeah, well, maybe if you did you wouldn't have as many dead kids 🤷 ♂️ I don't know. Maybe that has nothing to do with it. Maybe it's ghosts 🤷 ♂️ Maybe people are getting possessed by murder-ghosts.

Hym "It's a mystery! Maybe you are singling people out for failure and derision in a manner than mirrors the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia and they are murdering you for doing that? It's gotta be something. We don't speak incel so I guess we'll never know. Maybe the idea that nothing you do is sufficient justification to kill you or your kids is a delusion and you're, like, stepping on a rake repeatedly? I don't know. Maybe what you're doing to me is like shooting the messenger and you're having a hard time reconciling with how much of a piece of shit you are? It could be anything man. Everything is complicated and nebulous so we can ever know anything in absolute terms. We just have to throw our hands in the air and be like 'Ionow.' Right?

by Hym Iam August 05, 2024

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