Pumpkin Smurfing

When a male prostitute disguises himself as a female adolescent to attract pedophiles and eventually have sex with them. Once in the act, the prostitute reveals his wang, and ass blasts the innocent pedophile giving him AIDS. Also there is a pumpkin.
Bro, that chick last night was a dude! My ass is so sore, he was definitely pumpkin smurfing.
by BizzyBalls June 05, 2022
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Dutch Smurf

The act involving drinking copious ammounts of Blue Gatorade, and immediately afterwards licking someone's anus eventually staining it blue.
" That girl last night was propper kinky. Gave me a good old Dutch Smurf!
by Sharkmeister9000 November 11, 2020
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mama smurf

When A girl fucks yoi but keaves you blue-balled
Man this girl mama smurfed me last name what a dick
by Cool kid 62 June 17, 2017
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Certified Smurf Puncher

Someone who got verified by the fda to be able to punch smurfs.
Guy 1: Yo I can't believe you're a Certified Smurf Puncher now!
Guy 2: Cool right? now just to find a village.
by ButterFlew June 23, 2022
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Gold Smurf

When someone makes a smurf (Secondary Account) to win games in any Online PvP Videogame (e.g. League of Legends, Apex Legends etc.) to have easier games or to win more games, but isn't actually much better than the elo of their main account.
Person 1: "That account has a 60% winrate."
Person 2: "Don't worry, they're propably just a gold smurf. Their winrate isn't even that high!"
by Pebpebs April 23, 2021
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Smurfed

The act of being drunk and high as fuck at the same time. Typically occurs during techer weekend.
I was so smurfed I cockblocked myself.
by Papasmurf7 March 03, 2019
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Smurfed

Blueballing someone so bad they resemble Papa Smurf.
“She’s been Smurfing Levi for 4 months now”

“You really gonna Smurf me like that?”

“Damn, I feel so Smurfed right now”
by Cazz February 10, 2021
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