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smurfed

when a smurf absolutely demolishes you
I hate going on ladder matches because even though you get matched with people "your rank", most likely you're going to get smurfed.
by pussack August 14, 2018
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SMURF

Acronym for Sexist Misogyny Undermining Real Feminism. A fringe group of gender activists (mostly male) claiming that trans-women are biological women, and undermining the rights and historical struggle of real women.
A: You're a TERF!
B: You're a SMURF!
by buttercup451 May 16, 2022
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Smurfed

When you complete an assignment in school and you think you completely outsmarted everyone and got 100 with ease.
“Tyler said he smurfed the AP Chem test”
“Mr. Schlooth said the he made the test hard so I don’t think Tyler is going to Smurf it.”
by Fluverrr December 15, 2021
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Valorant Smurf

A Valorant smurf is someone who got players in their spike rush lobbies who were too good, so they made a alt account to combat that.

They are also really anoying and have no life.
by WilliamProsper December 21, 2022
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Clean Smurf

The act of tonguing a persons anus with such ferocity that the recipient finds themselves “clean” upon completion of the act; as well as the provider of such services finding themselves blue in the face from lack of consistent oxygen while attaching themselves to the surface of some lucky persons anus more efficiently then the vacuum at the car wash when it catches that Dunkin’ Donuts bag in your back seat.
Dude, I ain’t even gonna lie, that girl gave me a full blown clean Smurf, in the backseat of my Focus none the less, so yeah you should absolutely fuck her if you can make it happen
by EyeWoodSmazzSewHurd March 8, 2023
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smurf

smurf (drug usually mushrooms)

That smurf overthere is the strongest one around

I ate a smurf and now im gonna die
by Creator of definitions December 14, 2018
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Papa smurfing

Gripping a persons throat and pinching there noses tell they turn blue
The gangs new initiation is papa smurfing someone
by Akneezeb August 30, 2022
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