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Purple Smurf

When a man or a woman yells, "Gnap!", and bites the buttocks of another person. This is usually performed during sex or foreplay by heterosexual men and lesbians. This is normally performed on PAWGs, Big Booty Latinas, and Big Booty Asian women. This is inspired by the 1981 episode of the Hanna Barbara cartoon, "The Smurfs".
Black dude: Dang bro., that PAWG is fine. I love how her booty jiggles.
Latino: Si, hermano! I took her to my apartment, last week. I hit that PAWG doggystyle. After I creampied her, I

yelled, "Gnap!" and performed a Purple Smurf on both of her ass cheeks to mark my territory.
Black dude: Dang, bro. That's what's up.

White girl: So, how was the first date with your new Puerto Rican friend?
Black dude: It was straight. I took her out to get some coffee. After we had coffee, I took her to my apartment and I noticed her booty was big and firm. Before I hit that doggystyle, I yelled, "Gnap!". I bit her on the right butt cheek and left a red mark.
White Girl: OMG, that's disgusting! TMI.

Black Dude: You should get your Asian boyfriend to try that on you.
by PAWG Lover 407 May 26, 2019
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Smurf

Something that is so cool that you could only explain it saying 'smurf'
Bro 1: "Yo bro check out my new shoes!"
Bro 2: "That shit's so smurf man!"
by giovanniurbandictionaryuser45 November 5, 2023
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Smurf

A word retrieved from a children's cartoon that can be used as any type of word in the enlish language... is very popular word to use when it is innapropriate to swear. But can also be used to just really confuse random passersby.

It is most effective when combined in one sentence.
Smurf you mother smurfer.

Man that chick is pretty darn smurf.

I was so smurfed when I finally got done with my work.

I had to smurf all the way to school.

She smurfly walked away.

I felt very smurfy when i smurfly smurfed all the smurfing way to smurf!
by Vicky-T14 February 22, 2011
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Smurfs

AstroWorld staff were instructed to refer to dead concert-goers as "Smurfs," according to the security and emergency medical response plan. The person has turned blue and is dead.
We have some smurfs down in the mosh pit that jumped out of the nosebleeds and need to be evacuated to out to the medical tent.
by DJintheDark November 9, 2021
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smurf cat

cat that a smurf
by smurf cat September 27, 2023
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smurf

Really hot sexy midgets that turned blue cause ur mum
by ohhh hell yea February 26, 2019
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Smurf

Little blue beings from a Belgian comic.
The name in French is "Schtroumpf"; that means "sock" in German. (with another spelling: "Strumpf")
The author says that his comic was not aimed to be communist propaganda though loads of people think it is.

Their reproduction is very mysterious, but they seemed to be made out of clay by humans and taken to the village by a stork when the moon is blue.
The only female of the village was made by the villain of the comic to stir things up in the little community and it actually worked... No comment

They know how to make flutes that make everyone dance.
I'd love to live in the Smurf's village

- What's smurfer than the smurf of my smurf?
- My smurfer's smurf.
by MeliorMelusine November 22, 2011
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