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Smurf Freckles

When the blue porta potty water splashes up to your butt sheeks.
I took a big dump in the porta potty, and the splash gave me Smurf Freckles.
by 3Blackdogs September 16, 2022
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Smurf Ball

The name given to the act of dropping a hard packed snowball into a port-o-potty or out-house through the outside vent while in use.

The resulting splash often creates smurf balls.
Dude I hate my co-workers. I went to take a dump and they smurf ball'd me.
by Demnar November 12, 2010
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smurf

verb - to be colored blue

smurf(-s,-ing,-ed)
I bought some paint for the game and smurfed myself; blue is one of my school's colors.
by quadman08 April 1, 2009
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Smurf

Something that is so cool that you could only explain it saying 'smurf'
Bro 1: "Yo bro check out my new shoes!"
Bro 2: "That shit's so smurf man!"
by giovanniurbandictionaryuser45 November 5, 2023
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smurfing

Gaming Term: Buying alternate accounts to achieve a higher ranking in a game.
That guy's not Silver Elite, he is smurfing
by TrumpetMiner May 22, 2016
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SMURF

Acronym for Sexist Misogyny Undermining Real Feminism. A fringe group of gender activists (mostly male) claiming that trans-women are biological women, and undermining the rights and historical struggle of real women.
A: You're a TERF!
B: You're a SMURF!
by buttercup451 May 16, 2022
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Smurf

Little blue beings from a Belgian comic.
The name in French is "Schtroumpf"; that means "sock" in German. (with another spelling: "Strumpf")
The author says that his comic was not aimed to be communist propaganda though loads of people think it is.

Their reproduction is very mysterious, but they seemed to be made out of clay by humans and taken to the village by a stork when the moon is blue.
The only female of the village was made by the villain of the comic to stir things up in the little community and it actually worked... No comment

They know how to make flutes that make everyone dance.
I'd love to live in the Smurf's village

- What's smurfer than the smurf of my smurf?
- My smurfer's smurf.
by MeliorMelusine November 22, 2011
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