chubby smuggler

A person that hides their fat using crafty photography techniques

Nah man, look at the picture carefully, that girl/guy is a chubby smuggler.
That person is smuggling some contraband chubby.

by snakeheadsparks December 11, 2017

Turtle smuggler

Front pouch of large proportion conveying image of a turtle captive within pants. Usually a female phenomenon but not exclusive. Takes cameltoe to new heights and is the 45+s ,revenge on the muffin top - in fact it's opposite Flesh distribution

Marys choice of waist high pant meant today was going to celebrate the turtle smuggler within.

by P Waffle December 7, 2011

smuggling tic tacs

to have hard nips when you are an immigrant

Hey (insert name)...are u smuggling tic tacs?....U know that's actually funny b/c ur an immigrant

by Missy and Melissa December 12, 2004

SmugNug

1. The Smuggest person in the world.

Eric, why can't you be more like SmugNug? He makes me so Hot!
-Aunty Springsted

by C-Monster February 29, 2004

Peanut smuggling

the act of smuggling peanuts.

"dude, i just came back from a peanut farm, and i did some mad peanut smuggling, yo. YEAH!"

by grand master peanut August 28, 2006

Smugy

Smugy

My poop is smugy.

by Dgdgfhrgstry June 12, 2018

ass smuggler

1. One who smuggles ass. They generrally horde ass so much that they become it.

2. see, asshat.

2. see, ass bandit.

Shut up, you freaking ass smuggler

by Cap'nSpanky May 28, 2003