by Arminkshipper August 10, 2025
Get the smartmug. A 1/3 scale, anime style bjd created by Danny Choo. The product introduces the Wabi-Sabi philisophy stating there is beauty in imperfection. The dolls are avalible in diverse skintones and they are made using the slush-casting mold, which naturally introduces imperfection and blemishes.
by Sajonara17 November 17, 2020
Get the Smart Dollmug. 85" Neo QLED 8K QN900D Smart AI TV
(noun)
Not a television. Not even close. This 85-inch “Neo QLED” beast is, in fact, just a very shiny fridge that cosplays as a screen. The so-called “8K resolution” is really just eight thousand suspiciously identical ice cubes. The “Smart AI” is nothing more than a light that flickers on when you open the door and judges your expired yogurt. Specs include: 500 liters of storage, three adjustable shelves, a suspicious crisper drawer, and the ability to keep your leftover lasagna colder than your ex’s heart.
Usage: Like an LG microwave. You don’t watch Netflix on it, you stand in front of it at 2 a.m. pressing buttons, waiting for it to beep so you can inhale regret in the form of reheated chicken nuggets.
Owning one means you didn’t buy a TV—you adopted a confused kitchen appliance with an identity crisis.
(noun)
Not a television. Not even close. This 85-inch “Neo QLED” beast is, in fact, just a very shiny fridge that cosplays as a screen. The so-called “8K resolution” is really just eight thousand suspiciously identical ice cubes. The “Smart AI” is nothing more than a light that flickers on when you open the door and judges your expired yogurt. Specs include: 500 liters of storage, three adjustable shelves, a suspicious crisper drawer, and the ability to keep your leftover lasagna colder than your ex’s heart.
Usage: Like an LG microwave. You don’t watch Netflix on it, you stand in front of it at 2 a.m. pressing buttons, waiting for it to beep so you can inhale regret in the form of reheated chicken nuggets.
Owning one means you didn’t buy a TV—you adopted a confused kitchen appliance with an identity crisis.
by not_espressoYT August 17, 2025
Get the 85" Neo QLED 8K QN900D Smart AI TVmug. Lexie Smart is the kindest person ever!! She can put a smile on anyones face forever. She's the sweetest person on earth. If u have a lexie Smart in ur life KEEP her!! She's 1 in a zillion and a very very fun person.
Girl 1: Omg Is that Lexie Smart?!
Guy 2: Omg wow she's gorgeous!!
Girl 3: I wish I was like lexie Smart she's so sweet!!!
Guy 2: Omg wow she's gorgeous!!
Girl 3: I wish I was like lexie Smart she's so sweet!!!
by Iluvlexie January 1, 2022
Get the Lexie smartmug. by Bob08695567546799 January 20, 2015
Get the smart trimmug. 
Brilliant short little information vehicles that pound and exorbitant amount of knowledge in a minuscule amount of time so you can learn about topics quickly and gain a 360 degree view of the world to see wtf is actually going on in this place...
"Dude, I was pounding more information than coffee this morning with 'Smart Reads.' I feel tapped into the future of humanity and 3 steps away from solving our planets pollution problem."
"Last night was a total mind fuck, I surfed through like 15 smart reads books, got lost in experiments and ended up shorting the entire blocks electricity after building a makeshift mini EMP device for under $15 with stuff just laying around my moms old memorabilia collection."
"Last night was a total mind fuck, I surfed through like 15 smart reads books, got lost in experiments and ended up shorting the entire blocks electricity after building a makeshift mini EMP device for under $15 with stuff just laying around my moms old memorabilia collection."
by Ant Hive February 21, 2017
Get the Smart Readsmug.