Slime surfed

Slime surfed is what you get if you put your food in a communal fridge (normally the workplace fridge) for any period of time.

"im just going put my food in the fridge", "I wouldnt as it will get slime surfed in there"

by Phulla July 20, 2012

slimey butt cheeks

slimey butt cheeks is the most hottest person in the world i want to fukin have sex with her

slimey butt cheeks are amazing

by bereel December 6, 2012

slimebasher

A greasy bastard with substandard morals. Degenerate filth if you will. A master of slippery slime.

Bro, did you hear about Tyson Gallant? He is such a slimebasher!

by pooter diddler May 9, 2015

slimey mongrel

You're a cock, But we love you

Robert you're such a slimey mongrel sometimes!

by chazm8 December 19, 2015

Slimey Cotton Janking

When a male takes his own or someone else's feces and smushes it between two pillows and proceeds to fuck the crevice between the two pillows where the smushed feces is spread properly. The feces provides the erect male with warmth and mild lubrication so the pillows will not chafe the skin on the penis. In some cultures it is acceptable for the sole participant in this activity to ingest the remains of the feces and whatever other material may have entered the space between the two pillows.

Oh my God! That shit was the perfect consistency. I haven't had a slimey cotton janking like THAT in ages!!

by Goooooober May 9, 2016

Slimey dawg

Best friends/buds call each other this if they are badass, or another word for savage.

Friend 1: omg did you see that!!
Friend 2: yes! what a slimey dawg

by slimeydawg17 October 4, 2016

Slimey dawg

Best friends/buds call each other this if they are badass, or another word for savage.

Friend 1: omg did you see that!!
Friend 2: yes! what a slimey dawg

by slimeydawg17 October 4, 2016