simp

being a simp means your literally obsessed with someone and think they are perfect. so you literally warship them.

brad: she’s so gorgeous.
chad: due your such a simp.

by bruhlmao April 7, 2020

Simp

A man who does anything to get into a woman’s pants, but is in the end is un-successful in doing Doing so

Man, chad bought Jessica a new bag, he’s getting no pussy that Simp

by xNecrome April 1, 2020

simp

A kid who goes all out for puss but never gets it. He skips hanging with the boys to be with girls but they all friend zone him.

people who aren’t simps: john

by mikey_13 February 2, 2020

Simp

A man who will do anything he has to do to get a smell of the female genitalia

Ross colgan is a simp

by Ben rooney youngfella March 15, 2020

simp

Anyone named Drew is a simp

Person 1: "Drew is such a simp"
*insert simp card*

by mikewazouski March 25, 2020

Simp

(Male def.): Someone who is usually very nice and very kind, but he sacrifices time with the boys to be with girls. A simp may be seen laughing at girl's jokes all the time, constantly agreeing with what they say, etc. This may not be a bad thing; simp's are usually very kind and the best people. However they can be annoying whenever they ditch the bros for hoes (girls but 'hoes' rhymes so its better).

OH MY ashton is SUCHHHH a SIMPPPPP

by Ashton's capping October 14, 2020

Simp

A man that is controlled by the female getting nothing out of the relationship (if they have one ) p.s. probably not

Finn and Jake the biggest simps ever known

by Bitch wit good pussy April 26, 2020