short island

creative insult towards people from long island with rather small penises.

"Dude Miguel's trying to cope since his girlfriend broke up with him for having a small dick".

"Yeah dude man's got a short island down there"

"what a little man he is!"

by wujin June 7, 2023

Youtube Shorts

Short form content uploaded to Youtube. May or may not be the cause of our decreasing attention spans.

Person 1: Danno Cal Draws and Nigel & Marmalade are the only good YouTube shorts creators.

Person 2: Facts!

by Nonery October 28, 2023

The big short

Adjective phrase thing (i can't remember name im too lazy) used to decribe someone who is very short, usually 5'00 or under

Friend: I'm 4'9
Me: You are the big short

by Jusyes February 7, 2021

Shorts Wars

An ARG in which well known youtube shorts creators such as Jonny RaZer, DannoDraws, RoyalPear, and a few others joined together, the main reason the ARG was created being to address different issues in a fun manner. Season 1 (also called the Clone Saga) was about clones, both content and channels, and Season 2 still isn't out yet, as this is being written on October 30th and Season 2 is coming out in winter. Some of the more notable ARG specific characters are Clone Riggy, RoyalMelon (Pear's clone, also one of the only nice clones, R.I.P.), and The Boss.

"I can't believe I missed The Shorts Wars Clone Saga! I've always been obsessed with ARGs, and I can't believe I thought it was a rickroll QR code!!! I'll have to tune in for whatever Season 2 has in store."

by ZenithPurpleUnicorn October 30, 2023

short on the gate

Used to describe someone who is nearing the end of a prison/jail term, or other long term commitment such as a bad job.

Yo homie, my dawg short on the gate. Don't be gettin his ass in no trouble.

by joesarmy October 2, 2015

short jokes

the favorite thing of short people.

Sean (2'11): "Damn, short people only live 10-13 years? That sucks... I'll never forget you, Andy."
Andy (5'0): ":("

short jokes amirite

by Skullzyhere March 25, 2022

Short spooning

When feeding an infant/toddler and the child shuts their mouth before the spoon gets all the way in. This typcally results in food being left all over themselves and whom ever is feeding them.

Mom: What happened?!?! There's baby food every where!

Dad: We had a bad case of short spooning.

OR

Mom: why is there food all over Junior?

Dad: He short spooned me

by k. jordan February 25, 2009