beat sheet

The old sheet beside the bed you use to clean up jizz.

Johnny had no tissue to clean up his jizz so he just used his Beat Sheet.

by cliftondj May 13, 2010

sheee-it

good stuff, the best, pleasing to the senses

"I'm da sheee-it!"

by bad mofo October 14, 2003

Skeet Sheet

Another name for a ghetto whore.

Saul: Damn you fuck that girl?

Thurnis: Nah, that bitch ain't nuthin but a skeet sheet.

by ThurnisWolf July 7, 2011

ace beach sheet

Expression that sometimes results in the misinterpretation of a person of Indian or Pakistani decent trying to form a curse word combo. "ass bitch shit"

mother ace beach sheet on that beach! mother sheet bull ace!

by J-Diddy March 20, 2003

three sheets to the wind

REALLY REALLY drunk. like, so drunk you just start saying random shit like "Brain boitano stole our ass spoones" or "stahy away, i go ta niphe".

"BRAIN BOITANO STOLE OUR ASS SPOONES!!!"

sober up dude...

by anti February 9, 2005

sheetrock

slamming your partners face through the sheetrock wall during sex

bitch was asking for that sheetrocking

by blkdtothegls October 2, 2007

Dirty Cat Paw Sheets

When a cat jumps on your bed with dirty paws and makes them dirty also.

"Dude I went over this chicks house and she had total Dirty Cat Paw Sheets (dcps)!"
"Awww, no way man, thats gross"
" I know, it sucked cause I really wanted to bang her!"

by op rolling December 2, 2009